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My son told my daughter this joke who told me..I know it isnt very nice and I debated on repeating it, but it is funny....
What did Hellen Keller say when she was introduced to the cheese grater? "That was a very violant book" |
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Did you ever see the furniture in her house?
Neither did she. |
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LOL.....guess not...
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OMG!!!
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Do you know why her leg was yellow?
Her dog was blind too!!  
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There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas." After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident. Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!" |
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..what did helen keller do when she fell down the well... ...screamed her hands off...
..disclaimer: for all the blind people reading this ...i'm sorry i couldn't help myself... |
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A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. "There is a blind man to see you," she says. "Well, if he is a blind man, than it does not matter if I'm in the shower. Send him in."
The blind man walks into the bathroom, and mother superior starts to tell him how much she appreciates him working at the convent for them. She goes on and on and 10 minutes later the man interrupts: "That's nice and all, ma'am, but you can put your clothes on now. Where do you want me to put these blinds? |
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Who is hellen keller
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Who is hellen keller
OK, the name was misspelled it's Helen Keller. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_Keller |
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There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas." When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas." After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident. Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!" LOL poor guy!  lol
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Edited by
sweetsimplesassy
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Sat 06/13/09 10:21 PM
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Who is hellen keller
OK, the name was misspelled it's Helen Keller. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_Keller Thank You for this link...quite interesting..she was a beautiful woman! |
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Who is hellen keller
OK, the name was misspelled it's Helen Keller. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_Keller Thank You for this link...quite interesting..she was a beautiful woman! 
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Do you know why her leg was yellow? Her dog was blind too!!
What's yellow, ugly and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.   
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Edited by
funnydude
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Sun 06/14/09 06:32 AM
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Do you know why her leg was yellow? Her dog was blind too!!
What's yellow, ugly and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.
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