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Topic:
the chase
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maybe the chase rules should switch girls do more chasin so guys can stand still and let them win But what if we stand around and the girls don't come? There are only so many towels |
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I DONT WANT TO GO BACK TO ****ING HIGH SCHOOL!!!!
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Topic:
the chase
Edited by
MrZot
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Sun 01/18/09 02:34 PM
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Hey man I've found the secret. Throw a towel over your head and just sit back and watch the messages roll in.
True, they aint all from normal women but they are coming to me. |
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is this a joke? well geez i wonder why. that towel is really attractive. you really need to grow up. You just lectured a towel... classic. 
 You can't win an argument with a towel. Just arguing with a towel makes you a loser.
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I think the towel adds character! ((((kinberly)))))0 I'll dry you off any day, for free |
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Edited by
MrZot
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Sun 01/18/09 02:25 PM
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is this a joke? well geez i wonder why. that towel is really attractive. you really need to grow up. Your very first post on the forums is to attack an innocent towel? 
Come on, let me have some fun. Besides, I get more mail this way. I'm getting more mail with this towel than I get with my regular profile somewhere else. Some of the mail is even from women. A really hot women just emailed me asking if I was a joke....do you know who it was? Man, you hit me on the forums and in the messages. Leave me alone new lady. |
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Edited by
MrZot
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Sun 01/18/09 02:18 PM
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heheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee copy cat!!!! 
JUST WAIT TILL I POST MY COFFEE CUP!!!! 
Copy cat? I just got here. My towel is original. I wanted to have some fun without making a fool of the real me. Oddly, the towel me is getting more mail than the real me on another dating site forum. 
Probably because I'm hiding my handsome looks and not intimidating the ladies away from messaging me. |
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Edited by
MrZot
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Sun 01/18/09 02:04 PM
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If someone clicks yes on me and I click no on them do you think they would get upset that a towel rejected them?
XXXXX That was sweet. Someone gave me a pity match. 
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When their profile gets deactivated
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The mutual match doesn't seem to be working for me.
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Edited by
MrZot
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Sun 01/18/09 01:52 PM
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It's a better investment to buy 7 lottery tickets than it is to invest 42 cents in the market.
Lottery tickets have a 50% vig in favor of the state. Still that means you're getting $3.50 value verses 42 cents value. If you buy 7 scratch off tickets you'll on average end up with $3 and some change. That's far more than you can expect your 42 cents to make in the market. Especially considering the risky stock you would have to buy in order to find one for 42 cents. |
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polka dot boy shorts
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Topic:
Is Rap Music
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Most of it is just plain moronic
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Topic:
What's Your Addiction....
Edited by
MrZot
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Sun 01/18/09 10:35 AM
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Kinky dominating women
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I have a solution to your problems. Marry me.
You're gorgeous. |
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Topic:
What's your
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spam are you hawaiian?
No, I hate spam and I hate birthdays. |
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Topic:
What's your
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spam
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Topic:
Kiss Or Run - part 8
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kiss
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Topic:
Why do you judge by looks?
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hi hi special guy What is that picture you have up, seakolony? |
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Topic:
hello
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  Show us what's under it!!!
I only reveal myself for special ladies. Two last night although one turned out to be not so special after all. She was drunk last night and when she awoke to find messages from a talking towel in her in and out mailbox she apologized to me and said she only dated people with sheets over their heads. |
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