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Would you go for someone?
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No
I only go for nice women and in my experience most of the nice women are the pretty women. Ugly women are always wishing pretty women would get bit in the face by a dog. That's just mean. |
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Hey ya all!!! Whats the topic? Can I join in? Just bored!! 
We are talking about sex. What's your story? |
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Rate my profile
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Check it out
<<<<<<<<<< I changed into a short sexy hand towel. Good for those times when I want to look sexy for a night of clubbing and dancing. Damn it, I don't have the heels to match. |
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Just wait until I upgrade to a nicer towel. Be careful. You start wearing a fine Egyptian cotton towel and you will be fighting them off. 
Reallllllly? Right now I'm just in a motel towel. I'll have to go to Macy's and get something nice. Maybe multiple colors for my multiple moods. Now, what is the "towel" equivalent for a written profile? |
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The mystery...the abstract...the artistry...how about them apples. I give it a nine. 
Just wait until I upgrade to a nicer towel. I wonder what would happen if I finished my written profile? You can't have a towel when it comes to words. Women like words. |
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Rate my profile
Edited by
MrZot
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Sat 01/17/09 11:43 PM
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From a guy's perspective, I think it's pretty darn funny. Got me laughing. I think that's why you are getting responses. I say, if it continues to work, leave it. At some point you will be asked for a real photo by a woman, so be prepared to give it to her...the photo, that is.
I did give one REAL photo out already. I came here to have fun, not to hit on women. Seems the relaxed approach is the way to go. Not to mention that when I take off the towel I'm a handsome devil. |
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That's funny. Can we still have a pic of you? I've sent out 3 tonight. One of the real me to a real lady and two fake pics to the two people messing with me. |
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 I love the towel pic.
Im a fan of the Zot-man I hate dancing banana's I removed yours |
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i think
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they arent healthy. i think my last pack was tampered with I bet someone put cancer causing stuff in them while you weren't looking. |
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What?
Before you laugh. I've received more mail from women with this dumb-ass profile than with the real profile I have up on my normal dating site. That other site doesn't allow pictures with towels. Women seem to be attracted to a nice fluffy towel that has wit, charm, and personality.
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^Is my real mingle profile
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rate my picture
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how do u know this isnt a fake picture My pic is fake. It isn't really my towel. It belongs to the people who own the motel I'm staying in. |
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rate my picture
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rate my picture from 1-10 Which one are you? |
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Why do you judge by looks?
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Beauty is not in the eye of the beholder. It's in the eye of the media.
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rate my profile if you agree
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I just got here and I've seen 3 people close their accounts. DAMN! *sells remainder of mingle2 stock* Who's running this place? Circuit City? |
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You're too young for a dating site. Also the picture of you squeezing mice to death may not be attractive to women. and am not hurting it i was holding him up right so i could get the pic he wouldent stay still I think I see why you aren't having any luck now. You're 12 please give the kid a break, it's hard enough for him to come on here and not be teased. some wear their heart on their sleeve, and have a hard time dating in real life, let alone here. he's right about the rat pic however i know you weren't hurting him but it could look like it. i'd 86 that pic if i were you, and be patient, how many times would you let your kid try to walk before you tell him to stop? never, right? so keep trying and be patient and stay on here, and let people get to know you. good luck. Giving the kid a break will not help him later. If no one tells him that having pictures of yourself playing with rats is a bad thing then he will go through life giving rats out as Valentine gifts. |
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You're too young for a dating site. Also the picture of you squeezing mice to death may not be attractive to women. thats not a mouse...is it? You're right. It's a RAT. Yea, that's how you attract the babes. By playing with rats |
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rate my profile if you agree
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . dude, I think the periods fell out your post. |
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Why????
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but-but you make me horny !  
umm thanks but I prefer women |
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Why do you judge by looks?
Edited by
MrZot
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Sat 01/17/09 10:08 PM
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GOD I HATE IT WHEN A WOMAN WEARS A BLACK BRA UNDER A WHITE SHIRT WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??????? Please disconnect your caps lock. WHY Because I said please |
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