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Sat 01/17/09 08:38 PM
Edited by MrZot on Sat 01/17/09 08:39 PM
Is your hotel as nice as this one

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I guess it's technically a motel.

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Sat 01/17/09 08:37 PM

So where's the pic w/ you under toilet paper?

Now this is funny. After seeing your post I tried to get the toilet paper for a pic. i couldn't. The toilet paper dispenser in the bathroom is locked. I can pull it out sheet by sheet but I can't take out the whole roll at once.

rofl rofl

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Sat 01/17/09 08:30 PM

Is it your hotel towel? And how do we know it's not the maid?happy


It's my hotel towel. The maid is an old Indian man who speaks little English. He only knows English words like

toilet paper
extra towels
soap
tip
maid
do not disturb
remote



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Sat 01/17/09 08:28 PM
It's was GREAT!!! I'll never forget it. I still email with the girl (she's married). It was over 2 decades ago.

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Sat 01/17/09 08:26 PM

Yeah congrats sensual sweet. I wish my bf would look forward to seeing me lol...


awww, you have a boyfriend?? brokenheart sad

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Sat 01/17/09 08:17 PM
Lets be honest. Most people don't know what they would do until the situation arises. We all like to think we would be heros but until we are faced with the fear a person has to overcome to be a hero we don't truly know what we would do.



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Sat 01/17/09 08:15 PM

bigsmile What was the last unselfish thing you did for a friend?bigsmile


I let her have sex with me

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Sat 01/17/09 08:11 PM



Is that your head under that sheet in your pic.... or are you just happy to see us hot ladies? rofl


It's a hotel towel. I wish my "happy" was that big. If it were I would not need the towel.

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Sat 01/17/09 08:09 PM

Sweet, is this a social experiment?


No, I was bored with my regular site so I came to mingle to have fun. I didn't want to show my face in case I made too big an ass of myself.

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Sat 01/17/09 07:59 PM
LMAO!!

I just received a message from a "woman" with a towel over her head. laugh

It's nice to see that you minglers have a sense of humor.


I also received a picture from a beautiful woman (still suspicious of you, you know who you are, you're too young and pretty to be messaging 42 year old towel heads.)

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Sat 01/17/09 07:52 PM
On an unnamed dating site I have a nice informative profile with many pictures. Mail from women is hard to come by.

On this site I have a profile with nothing in it and a pic of me with a towel over my head. I've received messages from 3 women already. At least one of them looks real.

Women like the mystery man. I wonder if I can go out on dates with the towel over my head? I'll need eye holes and maybe some assorted colors.

Would I need to wear a tie?

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Sat 01/17/09 07:45 PM

bigsmileDo you have good or bad self esteem?bigsmile

happy Regardless of your answer, why do you think your self esteem is the way it is?happy


good (says the man under the towel)

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Sat 01/17/09 07:44 PM




3.. money cant buy love or happiness


Tell that to all the lottery players and all the "Johns" out there hunting call girls.

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Sat 01/17/09 07:35 PM


Sorry babe... Its cuz I do this all on my blackberry phone. I don't have real internet. But I promise I'm cute!


Yeah, aren't we ALL? :laughing:

Pass me a towel, Zot! rofl


The only one left is a hand towel.

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Sat 01/17/09 07:32 PM


What kind of hitting? There's a difference between a swat on the butt, as in a spanking, and a punch in the arm or hard slap that knocks the child down.


For purposes of this thread let's say the type of hitting which will bruise or possibly injure.


I want to say that I'd call the police but unless it was real severe I'd probably go on my way and feel guilty about it later.

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Sat 01/17/09 07:29 PM
Edited by MrZot on Sat 01/17/09 07:34 PM
Number 2. I have enough intelligence for both of us.

Besides, I don't think it's polite to discriminate against dumb blonds. They need love too.

or 3. I have enough money for both of us.

I even have enough sexuality for both of us but it's the one thing that doesn't work as good alone. My hand gets tired.

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Sat 01/17/09 07:26 PM
What kind of hitting? There's a difference between a swat on the butt, as in a spanking, and a punch in the arm or hard slap that knocks the child down.

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Sat 01/17/09 07:24 PM

Mr zots, I feel you are having to much fun lol. And I wish I had a pic now... I want someone to say I'm beautiful... Besides my mommy and daddy, but they're biased lol.



I am having as much fun as a guy can have on a dating forum.

Post a pic, it doesn't have to be real. The prettier your pic the more people who will respond to you.

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Sat 01/17/09 07:14 PM


Ever wonder where your lost socks go?


<<<<<<<<<< That's where
no. i have a little gnome named mr stealies who takes all my socks...sometime just one sometimes both....i think he has an unhealthy foot fetish. wait is mr zot an alias?huh is mr stealis stealing my internet now too?tears


Oh my lord bohemianbugeater, you are beautiful. I wish I had a nicer towel to change into.

The post you quoted of mine, about the socks, was originally pointing at a different pic.

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Sat 01/17/09 07:11 PM

Hey OP.

Here's the ONE KEY THING that you need to remember.

If you look around, you will see that men outnumber women here by about 3 to 1.

The women can pick whatever they like.

All things being equal, chances are that the way you look will be the determining factor in whether they decide to talk to you.


So, what you're saying is, I need a prettier towel? Something from the Martha Stewart line maybe?