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Are we still going here?

Well, I guess it isn't a BAD thing if a woman wants to polish my torpedo on the first date. Just don't assume I am going to take it to mean anything! But if the sex is all that don't be surprised if I call later to ask for seconds!

Ya got to wonder what is lurking on the other side of that computer screen. What would you do if this was begging you for a date?

SAY! WHERE THE HELL IS WILLOWDRAGA TO COMPLAIN ABOUT GUNS USED ON CHILDREN?!?!?!?!?

Here is the biggest flaw with the whole concept of getting rid of guns does away with a large percentage of homicide.

Take any ten violent criminals. All of them career criminals and all of them with the morals of a feral dog. These men DO indeed exist and you are well aware of this as a fact. Our prison systems are full of men like these. The "Unredeemable." now on the street one has a gun because of gun control laws and the others are armed with knives and other various tools or even a baseball bat or steel pipe. homicides with these other weapons are not entered into the statistics or the base idea of crime reduction.

Now back to guns for a moment. If a person is shot but does not die that does not count as a homicide. It is sub-classed as a gun crime and not as a VIOLENT CRIME. Just becasue I beat or stab someone and they are not killed does not mean the same thing in biased statistics as Gun Crime. With GUN CRIME all people shot whether they die or survive are lumped together while all OTHER violent crimes are treated differently. Why is it home invasion robberies are still so damn high in England and Australia?

How about comparing that statistic population for population? maybe later. But for now the raw fact is a criminal will use anything at hand as a weapon but guns are just scarier. You are aware that at least here I can go to any hardware store and buy a Machete? It is a 20" long blade used to clear brush. It actually is the weapon of choice in Mexico and South America backing a gun. By all rights in my hands knowing how to use one I can sever a arm or a head EASILY especially if I put a REAL working edge on it. You take away a gun and now a Machete become a real tangible threat unless you got one too and know how to fight with it! (THANK YOU GOD FOR CRAZY FRIENDS WHO ARE INTO SWORDPLAY!) Who needs a fancy sword when I could kill damn near anyone wielding any other kind of blade since I understand fit form and function. Foils may seem GAY as a sword goes but for speed and the fact you poke holes in your enemy and the thin design makes it a natural for penetrating the rib cage in the hands of a competent swordsman a foil is lethal any my Machete badly matched to combat a "Gay" weapon like that unless I get creative and keep the tip of that thing from pointing at me! Note that I am using the word Gay to imply the sarcasm I have heard others express at the weapon...

Look at how thin and gracile this weapon is...


And yet even a cheap Machete looks so robust and Masculine!


But then compare this to this over bloated expression of testosterone...


And sadly this fellow is not even holding it correctly!

The whole thing is a weapon conforms to fit form and function. Guns bear more intimidation value than swords becasue of range advantage and ease of use. You have to know how to wield a weapon. A gun is point and click!

Now back to the ten felons... If the guy with a gun kills one person and wounds nine others in a week but the other nine are maiming and brutalizing people and of the nine of them one or maybe two people die but each of them are responsible for an even share of criminal activity in that week what makes the gun any worst than the other choices of weapons? Assuming (AT GREAT EXPENSE) each man is capable of ten crimes in a week and we have 100 victims, where 3 people in this hypothetical situation have died the ADVERTISED statistics make it sound like 13 people died. Why? They attribute GUN VIOLENCE as FATALITIES AND ADD ALL OTHER FATALITIES TO FUDGE THE NUMBERS! In this the real break down is; 3 dead, 97 people wounded, and then you break down the weapons used; 1 dead by gunshot, 2 dead by melee weapons, 9 wounded by guns, 89 people wounded by melee weapons. Granted this is simplified but it illustrates the lousy information we are being fed! That and Crimes are tabulated differently in America than in England! More people really are wounded by guns than killed. More people are killed by various other means than by wounding.

Are you aware of a concept of a non-closing wound? A Phillips head screwdriver inflicts a particular wound that never can quite swell itself shut to keep a person from bleeding to death. These wounds are HARD to get to stop the person from bleeding out and time is way not on the victim's side for medical treatment. It is a slow death actually. People are unaware of just how dangerous this world really is becasue people use knowledge for twisted reasons motivated by personal gain with minimal effort.

I think Samuel Colt summed it up well when he said, "God did not make man equal. My gun did!" Tyrants can not sleep knowing there are people who have just as much power as they do. Men who are stronger than us are no longer stronger than us when we can kill them just as easily as they can.

One fact of England I am sure most English don't quite get, if England is a real Democracy, why does England still have a Queen (and soon to be King when the old lady steps down!) when you say you don't need one? Tradition? Figureheads? POPPYCOCK! They cannot give up the seat of power! They are still the #1 land owners in England. Supposedly the world NEEDS royalty in the royal family's mind as well as every other tyrant and power monger. Some of us want to be left out of the intrigue of their power games. I for one sure don't want to live under anyone's boot. BTW, why does England still refuse to give N Ireland back to the Irish? Been kind of curious about that one...

......red roses too
I see em bloom..... for me and for you
And I think to myself....


(Name that song)

(wait for it.... )

They paved paradise
And put up a parking lot
With a pink hotel *, a boutique
And a swinging hot spot.

Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you've got
Till it's gone

It goes with what I say. If you live a good life you have nothing to fear!

I don't fear god. If anyone should b in fear god should be in fear of me anyways! I got some questions I am curious what the answer will be!

If you are scared of guns or feel we should not have guns here is the easiest answer for you Anti-Gunners out there who are on a crusade to get rid of weapon ownership...


EMIGRATE TO ENGLAND! I am sure they could use a few more worthless sheeple there.

You people who fear guns so much seem to forget our freedom was won by guns and through the sacrifice of human life in an act of violence to separate us from tyrannical rule.

You people also seem to forget that criminals cannot do what they want to us like they do in Mexico. Even organized crime here operate with rules to prevent themselves from becoming victims. they do not go around wholesale killing people herein America. THAT IS NOT THE CASE IN MEXICO!

Likewise IGNORANCE IS NO ANSWER NO MATTER HOW YOU TEAR IT! This whole belief, "if you take the guns away crime will go down," is an utter lie and fallacy!

Sadly New York is a shining example of a police state that does not work as much as it fails! Where else can you find FIFTY ARMED POLICE OFFICERS SHOOTING AT ONE CRIMINAL, not to mention the fact that they hit more civilians "accidentally" than any other police force. Even here in good old California our police are known to shoot people with their hands up in the air in surrender!

So again if you want to live in some ideal utopia free of gun ownership please MOVE TO ENGLAND! Go ahead and find out how ineffective a police state really is. Hiding cameras all over the place is not prevention or deterrent. The threat of cutting across a person who will fight back and more than likely kill them doing so IS A DETERRENT!

It is sad to think that such a small minority of people can assume globally that none of us short of police or military are responsible with weapons. We would NEVER have survived as a species had it not been for us making weapons to fend off predators let alone feed ourselves! I would thrill to see one of you Anti Gunners face down an 1100 pound Alaskan brown bear sans weapon! With your death would be one less stupid person on this world and one more happier bear!

Here is one reason why I don't like Anti Gunners at all. If you have no spine to protect yourself you are utterly worthless! You are worthless to me. You are worthless to your community. You are worthless to everyone around you! I admit openly I have authority issues. Military service was not for me. I would have probably done something far worst than a Private Pyle in Full Metal Jacket becasue I become combative when backed into a corner and likewise I have a ***** of a time with blind acceptance of any authority! Likewise I cannot fight a war the way our military chose to fight. To me you make war totally or don't make it at all! And look at what we got these days. That does not mean I will not do what I have to to protect my friends and family and my nation. For as much as I despise the French Government the people of France are very respectable. We OWE French Partisans for the victory over Germany during WWII! Without them we would have lost for sure! Their efforts led to a invasion gone bad actually succeeding becasue they tied up the Germans during the attack! They were just everyday people with guns screwing with Germans who invaded their country! But far too many Americans seem to conveniently forget it takes guns to protect our freedom. It takes guns to save us from our enemies. It takes guns to maintain a deterrent people can understand and respect.

All the dogma in the world does not lend support to an ideal of selective ignorance. No a gun is not a fool proof defense as no defense is fool proof. No one had a chance against the duo who were Snipering people randomly on the east coast! Remember the D.C. shooter? NO ONE HAS A CHANCE AGAINST SOMETHING LIKE THAT! But one lucky person might have been able to spot these guys in the act and would have has an opportunity to put on in the backs of the shooters before notifying authorities! MORE LIVES MAY HAVE BEEN SAVED RATHER THAN WAITING FOR AUTHORITIES TO MANAGE TO FINALLY FIGURE OUT WHO IT WAS DOING THE KILLING! A slim chance is better than no chance at all and you Anti-Gunners want to take any and all chances of self defense away from the rest of us?

ON a final note it is sissy laa laa bytchy little girly boys and girly girls and the UBER liberals who seem to run and hide behind some big strapping man with a gun when they are threatened but what if that big strapping man doesn't have a gun any more becasue you made it illegal and a bad man WITH a gun is threatening to harm you? Again most of you azzholes forget the police are minuets away when second count. And to blindly trust anyone let alone our government? Just how stupid can you be? On a scale of 1 being really smart and 10 being dumb as a post I would say I see a lot of 12s and even a couple of 20s out there. Your stupidity broke my meter! Stupidity Meters are expensive.

Again if you hate guns so much and think police can protect you MOVE TO ENGLAND! Another viable Option is Australia! This way most of you uneducated dolts don't have to learn another language. You could move to Japan or China if you think you can learn another language! America would be a better place without you!

Thank you...

Frankly investing like that is a fools game. if you are going to invest like that leave your bank and head straight for a credit union. And do the smart thing, do your homework and ask a lot of questions of the folks supplying the fund. My brother has been putting money into several and most of them are BACKWARDS! I just hope for him his investment does not run away from him when he retires. But thankfully he is banking with a Credit Union and they appear to have his back. Not like any of the banks either of us dealt with.

PROZAC OR ADIROL! I want to see that pig flip out in the white house one day and go on a gun rampage of his own!

Don't you mean completely retarded?

One day someone is going to hand these Federal Agents their azz on a platter and when they come back that same person or group will more than likely make real war on them. I am so unsurprised at the raw lack of discipline let alone the sheer hubris of these agents towards ANYONE! I have to wonder if these DEA agents really have families of their own! They can't even make sure they have the right address. I guess they get their rocks terrorizing children!

Like I said. With growing distrust someone or group out there is going to catch these goon so by surprise. And when they are beaten down it will become a plea for more restrictions on our civil rights, and more gun control and more thought control and more BS!

The Fed has way too much power! It is apparent in their abuses of it!

The fact fear is mentioned should speak volumes!

Fear sells better than peace!

Ah but if you sin God will toss you into hell...



Well, don't accept Jesus as your savior at least. Or is that not being Islamic? Didn't some deity already steal our souls according to L Ron Hubbard?

Oh yes we see them every day. Profiles of men and women seeking someone who is God Fearing. To me that implies they want someone who is scared all the time! Are we supposed to fear God?

Personally I am done with all this fear and people fearing God and whatever else. is this a call sign of a scammer or a sheeple? I thing this is a line used by scammers more than anyone else.

So are most of these God fearing people looking for someone God Fearing so they can play with their fear? Or are they the caniving manipulative scumbags I assume most of them are more than likely behind the computer screen?

What is the point of fearing anything?

Quid pro Quorum.

TASTY!

Love the onion! WAY TOO FUNNY!

If that was true I would be terrified right now!

But that makes too much sense. A good answer for people who are scared of guns to MOVE TO ENGLAND! We don't need snivelers around any more! Look at what Snivelers are doing to our country!

Love is a crocodile in the waters of life. If you are not careful it will bite your head and drag you into the river to drown you, and eat you!

That is love.

Love is a many splendid thing.

Love is like Oxygen.

But there is more to life than love.

Love is just more confusing.

Love makes us stupid.

Love makes us do the impossible.

So in the end love is a motivating force fueled by desire!

Time my good man! it takes time. I have been on here almost three years now and had two absolute failure dates so far in all that time. I have met people though through this site so really, you just got to put yourself "out there."

BTW, if she lives in Africa, and you will get this a lot, profile says Los Angeles or whatever but suddenly she is a student in Africa...

My money is that is not a woman!