Komoesta Ko?

I am an American but I have traveled to your country several times and lived in Cagayan De Oro City, Mindanao, Misamis Oriental for 3 1/2 years.

I still have family there.

Don't be alone. I find the forums here to be the most fun and the best place to meet people and chat with them.

This site and almost all others online are plagued with scammers. I do not know if you will be affected by them as much as men are, but I hope you will learn to recognize them really fast. If it seems to good to be true, it probably is.

Anyway, just enjoy and welcome to the forums. I will be your friend here, I hope you and your family are all safe from Typhoon Yolanda.

I lost some good friends in the flood in the Cagayan River Christmas of 2012.

Will you please stop with the buttercream icing? Since I quit smoking over a year ago I have put on over 20#. I had to buy all new jeans and shirts!

BTW, Now India wants to send a rocket to Mars. The Martians emailed me, they don't need any help from India, they are doing just fine without them.

Buttercream Icing? Where did I miss out on this? I can't eat cake right now, my hands are too dirty from cleaning the low speed jet on the carb AGAIN! Yeah, yeah . . before you tell me, I did install an inline fuel filter. Now, about that buttercream icing . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Umm, Star 48. I fail to understand why anyone would want to be in a forum with fights/bullying/racism/etc. daily. There is enough of that outside in the real world.

Here, I have found, respect/honesty/insanity. What more can anyone ask from this life?

Oh, they are loosening the straps on my strait jacket now. In a few minutes I think they will take the chains off my legs. Wow! It has been so hard to scratch my nose!

My Shrink says I may be released next week. I hope so, it's hell trying to scratch my nose/butt in this straight jacket.

Thanks Larsson, you and GF have a great time! I found a girl I think can handle it, need an Email so I can send you her pic for your approval. I think this one is your kinda' girl. Not to make your GF jealous.

I have been busy flying refugees out of Venezuela the last 8 days. Medical missionarys.

Stay out of the Euro/Russa crap. Oh, please order another 20 kegs of Guiness Stout when you get back.

We will need 100 kilos of fresh sawdust for the floor the first of March.

My psycharist says I may be released next week. I hope so, it's hell to try and scratch my nose in a straight jacket.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Contact my therapist for latest prognosis and release date.

Drug and alcohol treatment> see Jack at the bar.

Emergency Operator Available 24/7

Emergency Operator Available 24/7

Thanks Jack, Sugar and I talked until 3am last nite. She is really a classy Lady. But, we need to make all them feel comfortable here.

Yeah, yeah I know about the hookers over at table 18, the one is ok, she won't bother anyone.

Hey, what ever happened to that redhead you used to bring in? You remember, she could suck start a Harley.

Oh, I am heavily medicated for the safety of all patrons.

Hehe, everyone thinks that I care.

Larsson, Larsson, Larsson! Hang on! Sugar is the first decent lady that has ever come in, and she is my guest. Please, don't chase the foxy ladies out! This is one classy lady, (well, she does drink bourbon out of a straw.) she could just toss it off "neat". But, Sugar is one beautiful Lady, inside and out! And the hair is real and it is really that color natural! You should know redheads there in Scotland. By the way how cold is it there today? It is almost 27C here.

I am unsupervised at this time. I know, it freaks me out too, but the possibilities are endless.

Ahhh, the voices are back! Thank Goodness!

Ahhhh, . . the voices are back! Thank goodness.

Sugar, you found your online home. Kick *** in here, it is YOURS too!

Can I please get a lap dance later? Please?

My news feed says Denver wants to hire Larsson for quarterback next year. At 10,000,000.

Suger, Sweetheart, you might loosen your top a little in here. This is a biker bar. But, I will let Larsson, he is our manager of the bouncers, I will let him know you are not a street hooker, you are allowed. welcome in here. Sugar?

Can I get a lap dance from you later tonite?

Jack, give her anything she wants from the bar, she is with me for now.

The official medical diagnosis is available online now. I had my appointment with my therapist last week.

I need to stay away from me.

The official medical diagnosis is available online now. I had my appointment with my therapist last week.

I need to stay away from me. hic***

Just order them and have everything delivered, you don't need to spend your gas money on that. Oh, order more wings, probably about 150 pounds, 10 gallons hot sauce, a 100 pound bag of peanuts, I leave the inventory and stocking entirely up to you. If you see anything, or want to try anything for the finger food, go for it, you never need to ask me.

Whenever you want, we can go over the partnership papers, I am ready to turn this place over to you, as long as I can still stop in regular.

What do you think about having free pitchers for everyone who comes in on a V-twin wheelchair? Naaaa, that probably won't go.

Did you ever find anything about getting us a mechanical bull in here? That will probably drive our liability insurance thru the cosmos.

What band do you have lined up after the 15th. of this month? The one we have now is going on road tour starting the 12th.

Whatever happened to that hot redhead you used to drag in here? You know the one, she could suck start a Harley.