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Wed 02/05/14 09:06 AM

"Well, I mean, yes idealism, yes the dignity of pure research, yes the pursuit of truth in all its forms, but there comes a point I'm afraid where you begin to suspect that the entire multidimensional infinity of the Universe is almost certainly being run by a bunch of maniacs. And if it comes to a choice between spending yet another ten million years finding that out, and on the other hand just taking the money and running, then I for one could do with the exercise."




My exact feelings David, I could not have said it any better. Now . . . where did I put my meds?smokin

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Tue 02/04/14 03:59 PM



http://pdxwnbr.org/

Will anyone from here..be there?


First, welcome. You are free to say, ask, do Anything here. You can even dance on the table tops if you feel inclined. Go ask Jack over at the bar for your pleasure, on the house.

Uhhhh, I do not understand your post. "Will anyone from here. . be there?" You really lost me on that one.

Maybe I need to check my meds. smokin

It IS open to anyone with a ride :-)


Naaa, you don't need a ride. I come in on my V-twin wheelchair on my off days when I can't get my leg over the saddle. Everyone is welcome as long as you can crawl in without assistance. hic***smokin

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Tue 02/04/14 03:47 PM



You can still come over, we have the Queen and Prince Harry and some other stuff too

I have been there, and loved it, specially all the
wee stores as you stroll along.
Hated the food..it all seemed..boiled.
Adore the Prince of Harry, and the Queen mum is a doll :-)

Yes but we are quite a modern Country, we have Mcdonalds


I am not fond of "Boiled" McDonalds hamburgers, and "Boiled" french fries, actually aren't french Fries.

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Mon 02/03/14 08:16 PM
Soufie, 2kids, it's ok. I found my meds.smokin

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Mon 02/03/14 08:12 PM

http://pdxwnbr.org/

Will anyone from here..be there?


First, welcome. You are free to say, ask, do Anything here. You can even dance on the table tops if you feel inclined. Go ask Jack over at the bar for your pleasure, on the house.

Uhhhh, I do not understand your post. "Will anyone from here. . be there?" You really lost me on that one.

Maybe I need to check my meds. smokin

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Mon 02/03/14 06:45 PM






>>>> ANNOUNCEMENT, BIKE RUN SATURDAY MORNING <<<<

Everyone, I don't know how cold it is in your corner of the world, But! Tomorrow 72 degrees here and Saturday, forecast 79F (26C) and sunny. Meet Sat. morning in the front parking lot here at the bar, have your bikes polished, your flasks and gas tanks filled, kick stands up at 10am.

First stop in Dade City, FL for lunch. Take SR 52 East thru the winding hills of N. Central Florida. Back on SR 50 to the Gulf coast. Free pitcher for everyone back at the bar after the run.
Thanks for rubbing it in with your good weather tales? It's that cold where I am, that my baws have shot up into my lungs and i'll have to put a fishing rod up my arse to pull them down, so I can do a pee! ha ha


Rugby Larsson? I thought you said Soccer? Will you make up my mind. Actually, I hate spectator and professional sports. For me, give me Hocky. I will play any day. Except there is not much ice here in Florida. 81F, 26.66C ALL WEEK! hehehehehehe. I also LOVE cross country skiing. I used to live at 7,000' asl in Sunset Colorado. But, ridin' my Harley beats all those. I don't have to put on heavy winter clothes, I pick up hot girls. Never did any of those things playin' Rugby, Soccer, Hockey or Cross Country Skiing. My other favorite sport is Drinkin' BEER. (I did pick up too many ugly ones doin' that.)

She's still ugly, Jack give me another beer.

Larsson, if she tried to dance on the pole, throw her out. She is so fat she will bend the pole.

What do you guys think about a wet t-shirt contest in the front parking lot next weekend? hic***smokin

I found an old rusty coat hanger in the dumpster out back Larsson, will that work to pull your balls back down? It was only 81F, 26.666C here today! Same for the big game tomorrow.

Who you puttin' your big money on? See Jack, he's holding.

Great ride, it's been awhile. My apologies and thanks to everyone for waitin' on me TWICE while I cleaned the carb. Alcohol in the gas is causin' the tank liner to come loose, disintergrate and plug the jets in the carb.

Anyway, Free first pitchers for everyone! Lets Party! BOBs to the front of the line. (For those of you who don't ride, BOBs are the ***** On Back!) smokin
I'm putting a �250 double on Celtic and Liverpool. I know the Superbowl, is on tomorrow, but my football ( soccer ) is #1 to me Dave!


It takes BIG LEATHER BALLS to play American Football Larsson! bigsmile smokin
Takes even bigger balls to play Rugby? Those guys don't even wear any padding Dave!

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Mon 02/03/14 04:58 PM
hic*** drinks smokin

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Mon 02/03/14 08:10 AM

So, krupa and I are shelling/eating peanuts.
We see a bunch of 3 podders, then a 4podder!

We think we are on our way to the British Isles
(or wherever The Guinness Book of World Records
is) and we are very excited, it just looks so
weird, a peanut with 4 pods, ya know?

Then we look it up on the dratted Internet.
Apparently it is very common, they just weed them
out so as not to make people, well, nuts.

We are unpacking now :-(


So Soufie, you are on vacation to England, no? Have fun, bring me a bottle when you come back. Have fun!

The Guiness Book of World Records is fine, but Guiness BEER is much more fun!

Umm, Soufie, you Just HAD to put that last line in, didn't you?bigsmile Ah well, my oldest son is coming over for lunch in a few minutes, then we will go around town for awhile this afternoon. 81F, 27C ALL WEEK HERE! Those of you up North, enjoy all 14" of Global Warming you are getting! I see you have 3 MORE big global warming storms COMING!!! smokin

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Sun 02/02/14 04:13 PM


2Kids, next time, you're invited to ride with me. Even if I had to stop twice, while everyone waited on me, and clean the carb. First pitcher is Free for everyone.smokin

Oh, it's 81F, 26.6C here today and tomorrow.biggrin



Thanks Dave..
Harleys always leak..it seems...OK as long as keep it wiped
and it don't turn into a spray.
Not worth laying it down.


2Kids, Harleys don't leak. Just like a big dog, they just always mark their spot. Or fire hydrant. Yep, you are welcome to ride with me anytime you want.

Just got home, 290 miles, 466 kilometers. Great! Had to stop 3 times for fuel and pee. 40 liters fuel, $40.00. Tired but happy. Did NOT have to stop to clean the carb this time. (do you think? maybe he fixed it this time ?)

2Kids, you have a great attitiued! Love 'Ya! smokin

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Sat 02/01/14 07:52 PM
When I post a reply here, how do I embed a picture from my computer into the post?

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Sat 02/01/14 05:34 PM
So, grandpa was dyin' He called his grandson to his bedside. He told his grandson to take his pistol and keep it to remember him.

His grandson said, I am not fond of guns, can I have your Rolex Watch instead?

His grandpa said, Lissen' someday you will run this business, have a beautiful wife and lotsa' money, someday you gonna' come home find a man in bed with your wife. What you gonna' do, point your watch at him and say, "Time's Up!".

hic* smokin

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Sat 02/01/14 05:30 PM
I got so drunk last nite, a vampire bit me and had a Bloody Mary.smokin

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Sat 02/01/14 04:53 PM




>>>> ANNOUNCEMENT, BIKE RUN SATURDAY MORNING <<<<

Everyone, I don't know how cold it is in your corner of the world, But! Tomorrow 72 degrees here and Saturday, forecast 79F (26C) and sunny. Meet Sat. morning in the front parking lot here at the bar, have your bikes polished, your flasks and gas tanks filled, kick stands up at 10am.

First stop in Dade City, FL for lunch. Take SR 52 East thru the winding hills of N. Central Florida. Back on SR 50 to the Gulf coast. Free pitcher for everyone back at the bar after the run.
Thanks for rubbing it in with your good weather tales? It's that cold where I am, that my baws have shot up into my lungs and i'll have to put a fishing rod up my arse to pull them down, so I can do a pee! ha ha


I found an old rusty coat hanger in the dumpster out back Larsson, will that work to pull your balls back down? It was only 81F, 26.666C here today! Same for the big game tomorrow.

Who you puttin' your big money on? See Jack, he's holding.

Great ride, it's been awhile. My apologies and thanks to everyone for waitin' on me TWICE while I cleaned the carb. Alcohol in the gas is causin' the tank liner to come loose, disintergrate and plug the jets in the carb.

Anyway, Free first pitchers for everyone! Lets Party! BOBs to the front of the line. (For those of you who don't ride, BOBs are the ***** On Back!) smokin
I'm putting a �250 double on Celtic and Liverpool. I know the Superbowl, is on tomorrow, but my football ( soccer ) is #1 to me Dave!


It takes BIG LEATHER BALLS to play American Football Larsson! bigsmile smokin

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Sat 02/01/14 04:06 PM


>>>> ANNOUNCEMENT, BIKE RUN SATURDAY MORNING <<<<

Everyone, I don't know how cold it is in your corner of the world, But! Tomorrow 72 degrees here and Saturday, forecast 79F (26C) and sunny. Meet Sat. morning in the front parking lot here at the bar, have your bikes polished, your flasks and gas tanks filled, kick stands up at 10am.

First stop in Dade City, FL for lunch. Take SR 52 East thru the winding hills of N. Central Florida. Back on SR 50 to the Gulf coast. Free pitcher for everyone back at the bar after the run.
Thanks for rubbing it in with your good weather tales? It's that cold where I am, that my baws have shot up into my lungs and i'll have to put a fishing rod up my arse to pull them down, so I can do a pee! ha ha


I found an old rusty coat hanger in the dumpster out back Larsson, will that work to pull your balls back down? It was only 81F, 26.666C here today! Same for the big game tomorrow.

Who you puttin' your big money on? See Jack, he's holding.

Great ride, it's been awhile. My apologies and thanks to everyone for waitin' on me TWICE while I cleaned the carb. Alcohol in the gas is causin' the tank liner to come loose, disintergrate and plug the jets in the carb.

Anyway, Free first pitchers for everyone! Lets Party! BOBs to the front of the line. (For those of you who don't ride, BOBs are the ***** On Back!) smokin

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Sat 02/01/14 03:59 PM

Hey its 65 in Myrtle Beach. Hello bar patrons and thank you all for the kind words for the passing of my father. Lets line up some shot glasses and have a shot(or two) for life , friendship and happiness.Ok Dave get ready we got a huge day on super bowl sunday make sure you have enough change and singles for the cash registers remember the banks are closed on sunday!!


Welcome back Jack. I took care of my father for 3 years, he was 100% disabled. Finally put that old WWII Vet to his rest 10 years ago. I know what it is like my friend. Open a bottle of your favorite, keep it hidden there behind the bar and pour for yourself and your friends.

Yep, all ready for the big game tomorrow. Who you bettin' on? It there a bar pool on the game? Put me in for $20 on your pick.

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Sat 02/01/14 03:53 PM
2Kids, next time, you're invited to ride with me. Even if I had to stop twice, while everyone waited on me, and clean the carb. First pitcher is Free for everyone.smokin

Oh, it's 81F, 26.6C here today and tomorrow.biggrin

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Thu 01/30/14 07:55 PM


THANK GOODNESS! Only 3 more days to go until my next appointment with my therapist!


Should we avoid you until then?

You and I are going to have to STOP going to the same therapist 2Kids. flowerforyou

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Thu 01/30/14 06:21 PM

Are there any men out there who are NOT perverts and also don;t like Football???? noway slaphead


There are only two kinds of guys that I know of:

Perverts

&

Perverts who like football. bigsmile

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Thu 01/30/14 06:20 PM

Posse girl....I'm not a man...I hate football

Butt...laugh All pervert:laughing:


2Kids, we have to STOP going to the same therapist! brokenheart

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Thu 01/30/14 04:50 PM
THANK GOODNESS! Only 3 more days to go until my next appointment with my therapist!