My first wife liked to wear my wedding right along with hers (why I don't know) and at some point her hand swelled up and we had to have it cut off. Pretty sure I chucked it at her but I must not have hit what I was aiming at because she's not disfigured or anything. The second I still have. I don't believe in bad luck or anything attributed to the ring. It represents a time in my life that had some good along with some bad in it. If I did't have it, I would not miss it.

LOL.....I would be proud to be your friend and I think your awesome. :)

Opening jars and killing spiders of course....

"a" boob....or your boob?

Every once in a while I go through a little bout of depression for one reason or another. Personally I think males go through a little chemical cycle where they get a little more sensitive sometimes...but that's off the subject. Anyway...from my time in the military, I remember all the times and people in the past that had it way worse than I ever could. Seeing true poverty and true hopelessness. When you think of some of the people out there that are truly in danger or in situation that is completely out of their control, it makes you think that me being depressed about whatever is going on in my life is a little selfish. I don't have any right to be depressed surrounded by the love and security that I do have. You might not have as much of those things as some people do, but I guarantee you that there are many many people that wish they could trade places with you.

Yep, I heard that too. Won't be long until I have to move those kinds of activities elsewhere. Anyone have any alternate location suggestions?

Nope...I'm pretty awesome.

I like it.....I mean, there is a limit when you want to take it from the mall concourse to the dressing room of Pac Sun, but overall I don't mind people seeing how I feel about someone and how comfortable I am. Holding hands, kissing, hugging, and playful patting are all cool in my book. However, if you get carried away and notice there is a pool of liquid forming directly underneath your activities, then you might want to move to a more secluded location.....for safety sake :).

I'm sure women get this a lot more than the men on here, but let's not be blind to the fact that this happens on both sides of the fence. I was amazed to find that there are a lot of women on here that will talk explicitly to a guy almost from the start. Maybe it's just that men don't take as much offense to it. I am one of those people that will respond to a message even if I am not interested just to be polite. If it continues I will not respond or even open the message. I also don't give out my personal email unless I am 100% positive it will be alright.

I knew that sounded smart for some reason....

Suit yourself. My way would make you a local celebrity.....Do I hear the Oprah show calling????

Ok , you may have to drive to the nearest town then.

I got an email from Facebook.com last night that I had received a message. Turns out that the message was from a good friend that I had in elementary school. I haven't seen him in 25 years. Talked with him a bit and looked through his friends list where I found 4 more friends from the same time frame. Coolness :)

Here's what you do...

Go out to your driveway and lay down with the bloody stump sticking out your pant leg. See how many cars slow down abruptly.

(effect could be heightened if you also lay a chainsaw down within a few feet of you)

This won't help you cook the meat, but it does provide entertainment.....at lease until the police show up.

I'm sure everyone's heard the line on Leave it to Beaver when June says, "You were a little hard on the Beaver last night, weren't you Ward?"

They're not takin about the kid here.....that was some freaky 1950's action. On a side note....June liked it rough.

Haven't you ever seen the Flintstones? You rotate it over a fire and then eat it like a huge freakin' turkey leg....mmmmmm boy.

It's handy too, cause you can also use it to club your friends on the head if they try to steal your fruity pebbles.

Make sure you take a pic of that.

Good morning Reydar....I hope this morning is extra special for your extra sweet self....

(said dripping with sweetness)

Well, with the ratio of pee to coffee that would be in there, you technically wouldnt be drinking coffee anyway..

Let your heart lead the way. It may not be always right, but whatta ride :)

Welcome

Good morning to my online family!