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Phuque's Beach Inn Thread
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 I meant Brussels sprouts! And what do you have against broccoli, young man? 
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Any women need a slave?
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i dont want to annoy my mistress, im here to make her happy and please her, and i must ask for permission before i do anything I'm her official spokeman. Bombarding her with nudges and emails will please her immensely. Trust me. 
  Oh, hush, you!
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Phuque's Beach Inn Thread
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Of course, you're invited, Stummp...bring the broccoli...
Ooh! The cake sounds wonderful, BNJ...& so much better than lime green Jello...lol Hey, shoot me an email...your settings won't allow me to do so... 
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Phuque's Beach Inn Thread
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Mornin', BNJ!
I'm gonna grill some boneless ribs, Italian sausage, & fresh pineapple slices dusted in brown sugar & cinnamon...YUM! Of course, there will also be the obligatory tater salad & baked beans...gotta think of something green...maybe Brussels sprouts... |
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Phuque's Beach Inn Thread
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I've never found it hard to navigate here...it's just set up a lil differently. I think it just takes some time to get used to as with all things...
Are you cooking out this weekend? |
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Phuque's Beach Inn Thread
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Good choice, Stummp...
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Phuque's Beach Inn Thread
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Well, there's a slave boy down in Dating & Relationships that's offering his services...I'm sure he'd be more than willing to help...after he's finished with my list...
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Phuque's Beach Inn Thread
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How's the weather & cleanup in your corner of the world, Stummp?
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Any women need a slave?
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whats a septic tank? hahah and if thats how you want me to serve you then probably yeah I'm not finished with my list, young man. You must also: Clear the hairballs from my shower drain. Scrub the tile grout with your toothbrush. Polish my leather boots with your tongue. Give my dog a bath. Mow & rake the yard. Hand wash my nephew's diapers. Skate-mop my floor in white socks a la Tom Cruise style. Give my Grandmama a pedicure... ...all whilst wearing a frilly maid's outfit which I shall provide from Victoria's Secret. |
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Phuque's Beach Inn Thread
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Good Sunday Morning, Everybody!
 <--- double-fisted coffee drinker
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Any women need a slave?
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Will you paint my house & pump my septic tank?
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What's up with that??
Edited by
Phuque
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Sat 05/24/14 12:48 PM
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Stan, you know darn well that I have longed for years to run my fingers through the hills & valleys of your bee-yootiful, misshapen cranium. I don't care what anyone says...I think it gives you character...
ETA: Detroit! 
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What's up with that??
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Perhaps they have a dent in their head from a runaway meteor or their face is disfigured because of a fluke homemade volcano accident?
I, personally, adore fuzzy, Sasquatch men, so send your rejects to me...please, Please, PLEASE!!!
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What's That On Your Chest?
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Stick a fork in it, Claudius...it's done!
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Phuque's Beach Inn Thread
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^^^ I'd suggest "Religion" but only cuz I'm kinky that way...
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What are you doing for
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Bloody Mary...Bloody Mary...Bloody erm Mar...oh...wait...
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Phuque's Beach Inn Thread
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Show 'em yer bewbs, Esme...lol
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What's That On Your Chest?
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*Bumpinski*
More ideas, please!
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Phuque's Beach Inn Thread
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Really? That's weird...but eh...aside from FOC, there's really not much reason for going over there IMHO...
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I hate people In this world
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C'mon, Beach...let's show the lad how it's done...
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