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Fri 05/30/14 05:01 PM
"Gotto" what, Stummp? Inna gotto da vida? bigsmile

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Fri 05/30/14 04:20 PM
Apparently...I do! laugh

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Fri 05/30/14 04:12 PM
Can I choose "Dare" instead?

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Fri 05/30/14 03:01 PM
Well they fell in my lap when I tried to take a sip...come & get 'em...shades

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Fri 05/30/14 02:26 PM

Tea time






*sigh* And yet more blatant proof that us lefties are treated separately & not equally...:angry:

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Fri 05/30/14 09:34 AM
@ Dub...

rofl

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Fri 05/30/14 08:22 AM
^^^ Is that a minion? It looks deformed...lol

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Fri 05/30/14 08:16 AM
One of my exes slept just like Dracula...flat on his back...hands folded across his chest...& never moved a muscle. It was very un-nerving...scared

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Fri 05/30/14 08:09 AM
Mornin', BNJ...flowerforyou


Awww...New Yorkers aren't so bad...ya just gotta be quick & a lil strict with them. They always just want the bottom line...so ya give it to 'em: Sit down, stfu, & eat yer grits...lol

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Fri 05/30/14 06:59 AM
^^^ Hahaheheheeeeeewww!

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Fri 05/30/14 06:25 AM
Yes, it's the Dark Side trying to draw me in, but...I...must...resist!

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Fri 05/30/14 06:15 AM
Mornin', puppy...flowerforyou

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Fri 05/30/14 05:59 AM
Mornin', Stummpy & Just! waving

Guess what? ANOTHER sinkhole just opened up right down the road from me in Winter Haven near LeggoLand. It's still pretty small...only 70ft across...slaphead

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Fri 05/30/14 05:29 AM

Reading thru DH FB & M2, I am beginning to wonder if God has placed his Tower of Babel curse on all internet forums.




Good Morning, happy lil Beachers! drinker

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Fri 05/30/14 05:24 AM

koi girl hai kya sex k liye.:banana:




Down the hall...3rd door on your left...bring your own sheets...whoa

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Thu 05/29/14 07:08 PM
Hiya, Rich! waving Actually, I think it's a very sweet thing for someone to cover you up if you've passed out on their couch...it's even sweeter if they don't cover up your head...tongue2

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Thu 05/29/14 06:55 PM
Edited by Phuque on Thu 05/29/14 06:56 PM
Spooning is definitely awesome...smitten ...but so is boo-tay to boo-tay...except on Taco Night...tears

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Thu 05/29/14 06:32 PM

Humm mine is #2 & #3 got my pillows and my dog.... and I sleep like a rock...

Actually sleep better by myself....




Yeah, I'm pretty much 2 & 3 as well...but I do miss a good cuddler. But don't swing yer leg over my hip & put yer arm around my neck & trap me...I hate that! laugh

Yanno...it really IS hard to find a great sleeping partner when you think about it...

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Thu 05/29/14 05:55 PM
So basically, F&L...you're saying that you're between a rock & a hard place...yes?

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Thu 05/29/14 05:48 PM
@ phD

<--- My cuddle bunny...lol