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Wed 05/28/14 06:12 PM
^^^ Yes, I was fascinated with the whole "dressing to the right or left" thing & the invention of the "Prince Albert". Seems to me, THAT was definitely taking fashion & costuming just a leetle bit to far...surprised

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Wed 05/28/14 06:07 PM

Hi there G.

To my mind there are two types of men that attract me. One, I feel a connection right away. The other kind of grows on you. I suspect that this one might be the latter.

My ex has great hair. He told me that if he ever started to go bald he would shave his head. But that is not very like to happen.

Now this guy has amazing blue eyes. But he has this awful comb over. I'm really tempted to take a razor to his head.




All jokes aside...& since I know more of the details *wink*...I'm wondering...do you really want to be seduced...or romanced...& is there a difference between the two?

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Wed 05/28/14 09:20 AM
@ Leigh...

I like the book report idea! Now where did I put my box of red pencils...? :tongue:

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Wed 05/28/14 09:09 AM

.. that would be impossible..
. I shave down there:banana: :banana:




Eeeeeew! Now I'M blind! ACK! ACK! ACK! noway

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Wed 05/28/14 08:57 AM

... great now I really need.. ...THAT SHARP STICK.slaphead ..omg..
. I'M OLDsad ..hmm.. but I'm still hot though.pitchfork rofl




Don't look down...I think I see a grey hair...surprised

rofl

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Wed 05/28/14 08:34 AM

Okkkk... I am going to go..
. POKE MY EYES OUT WITH A SHARP STICK NOW..winking .. old people having sex.ill

.. how am I ever going to get that visualslaphead out of my head..frustrated



Just to remind you...you're much closer to 50 than you are to 30...are you sure you want that sharp stick now? :laughing:

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Wed 05/28/14 08:15 AM

Good question, Q.

Anyone, but especially geared to old farts who aren't what they used to be.



Well...based on personal experience...never, ever, ever...ever...mistake the Ben Gay for the :heart:Love:heart: Lotion! tears

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Wed 05/28/14 08:01 AM
Oh, c'mon, Claudius! You know darn well that first you have to demonstrate a need & I know that you are far above the poverty level...slaphead

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Wed 05/28/14 07:54 AM
Are you asking for seduction tips for old farts...or anyone in general? tongue2

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Wed 05/28/14 06:12 AM

It's missing the apostrophe.



^^^ pitchfork

Contrary to popular belief...mine is pronounced "few-kay"...:angel:

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Wed 05/28/14 03:56 AM
It's Hump Day! Whoo Hoo! :banana:

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Tue 05/27/14 06:45 PM





Those prolly cost as much as real roses! Boycott Bacon! :angry:

laugh

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Tue 05/27/14 05:40 PM

I ate crawfish,

and drank beer,

and drank sangria,

and drank scotch,

and drank rum,

and drank homemade whiskey.




Hey there! Long time, no see!

Um...you CAN see after all that drinkin', right? tongue2

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Tue 05/27/14 06:41 AM
Good mornin'! waving

Hope everyone survived the looong weekend...

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Tue 05/27/14 12:46 AM
Not much...emails from friends, of course...& the occasional "Mistress Request" from wannabe slave boys...whoa

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Mon 05/26/14 10:33 PM
Awesome pix, BNJ! flowerforyou

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Mon 05/26/14 10:22 PM
^^^ You're such a dork! :laughing:

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Mon 05/26/14 10:21 PM


He does stoopid chit all the time. This was just lil stoopid but the young man could use slap up side the head. Wow it is like a reunion in here. How is everybody?.......smokin




Yeah, it's like old home week, huh? bigsmile

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Mon 05/26/14 09:48 PM

You can watch them online.

I do have some problem keeping which English soldier is which.

It's fascinating, it's about American spies during the Revolutionary War. I also love how bawdy it is. If you happen to watch it again, notice the English soldiers' uniforms emphasis on the crotch.

When I was first in college, I wanted to be a costume designer--so now I pay attention to costuming.





*perk!* Crotch emphasis you say? I may have to take a peek...for purely scientific reasons, mind you...bigsmile

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Mon 05/26/14 09:37 PM
Tough call, Jeff...did he go in for something really stoopid...or just a lil bit stoopid? lol You can only afford to "loan" an amount you can afford to lose...