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Oh yeah...gelatinous foul (no typo) embryonic goo with crunchy lace panties...a-quiverin' & a-sizzlin' in rendered porcine lard...yeah...yummy! *gak*blech*hork*
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Fried eggs...yuck!
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Phuque's Beach Inn Thread
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Mornin', Beaches! Who's got the coffee?
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Topic:
Is It Better To Burn Out...
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*looks down at shoes* You're right, Stan. Damn...I'm never gonna get those spots out.
 Time to get new shoes.
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Topic:
Is It Better To Burn Out...
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...Or Just Fade Away?
So you're dating someone...or maybe just chatting online...& you realize that this person just isn't your cup of tea. Do you straight up say "Hey, this isn't working"...or do you try to do the "slow fade" to make it easier on them? |
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friend
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Judge not lest ye be hijacked...
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love
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Kramer burst into the room with a big pot of kreplach, and then...
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love
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Puppies! And then...
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Topic:
Phuque's Beach Inn Thread
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Awww...I love ewe!
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love
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Poops on her windshield, & then...
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Topic:
Phuque's Beach Inn Thread
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Ahem...vertically challenged...
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Phuque's Beach Inn Thread
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Hmmm...we'll let you slide on that one then...
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Topic:
What's in your mailbox?
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I heard Jim Carrey in a couple of threads last night. 
Thanks again to my co-conspirators. You rock! I investigated that caper early this morning...how awesomely annoying!
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Topic:
Phuque's Beach Inn Thread
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Uh oh, Joe...we gots some men who cook, too! I got a toaster and a microwave, thankfully Ooh! You're tellin' stories on your profile then. "This puppy can cook, clean..." Bad dawg!!! *swat* |
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Topic:
Phuque's Beach Inn Thread
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Uh oh, Joe...we gots some men who cook, too!
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Topic:
Phuque's Beach Inn Thread
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And NO mayo fling!
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Topic:
Phuque's Beach Inn Thread
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Nope...no dill.
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Topic:
Phuque's Beach Inn Thread
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feel free to share the recipe. 
It's easy peasy. 1 avocado...squished up real good in a small food processor. Then add 2 heavy tbs of sour cream & a couple of healthy shakes each of: red pepper flakes, dried onion, Trader Joe's 21 Seasoning Salute, & Tony Chachere's creole seasoning. Mix well in the processor then allow to fester in the fridge a while. I used it in a chicken pita sammie...freakin' awesome! SUBWAY, eat your heart out! |
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Topic:
Phuque's Beach Inn Thread
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Oh, yum! I just made the best spicy avocado & sour cream spread for sammiches...deelish!
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Topic:
What's in your mailbox?
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^^^ Yes, please...
@ Motown... I got a good one this morning. A self-admitted impotent 39yo from Mumbai...with a girl's screen name...who want me to instruct him on how to be a good part-time slave boy...seriously... 
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