Nope, we're all Nigerian scam artists. Why do you ask?

Sauron



"The great eye....is WATCHING!"

Hahaha, high praise indeed, and the feeling is mutual! I don't think you need to worry about me leaving Star, I've gotten dates out of every decent site I've been on except this one so far, lol. So whoever she will be, I doubt she'll threatened by my new friends on here, especially given that they're all wiser, more experienced and cleverer than I. And, you know, more than four hundred miles away in each case. xD


and painted....

heh, alright, you got me there. :3

In the timeless words of captain James T. Kirk- "I NEED my pain!"

xD

I'd be like, "Dude, we talked about this...please rehearse for your induction into the colony when you're IN YOUR ROOM or when I'm not around at least. Geez..."

=p

lmmfao bahaahaahahaa!

If I understand you correctly, it sounds like you're suggesting that lighting a forest fire in my vicinity would incapacitate my ability to consider the world around me from a philosophical perspective. I can assure you that in the face of death in such an excruciating fashion, a flurry of just such thoughts would be barreling through my mind as I considered the choices that lead me to this hypothetical position, the purpose of living, the nature of the world to come, and the lives of the people I leave behind. Indeed, it's highly likely that your forest fire would incite the opposite of what your conclusion implies.

That said, perhaps your purposes would be better suited with a fully loaded glock instead of set of matches and some gasoline. =p

Cheers,


Mark

Sorry there was nothing there. I kinda just threw it all together without thinking and believed I actually wrote stuff afterwards, lol.

SO, it's been updated for future viewers with a bit more substance. My apologies to the disappointed people who wandered into my profile looking for more than a desolate wasteland. =D

Aw, thanks for the flower!

*low bow* -take's princess's hand and kisses it-

The pleasure is all mine.

Okay, I think I've got the comprehensive list at last-

1. Leigh
2. gera1989
3. JesusPrincessMT
4. Cindy
5. Desigirl (well make that a hug, she's more like a cool little sister)
6. MissWright

Forbidden hotness, lol.

You're all going down.

There's just something irrepressibly attractive about green, I don't know what.

Oh, I'm afraid to touch on this sacred subject, lol.

Still, I like casual first dates like easy strolls, or small games of whatever that allow for conversation and introductions (I actually kind of like it if all my dates accomplish that). So dress code for the first date- casual. Specifically clothing-wear that is flattering but leaves a good deal to the imagination. Tastefully attractive clothes, there we go. Tastes differ I suppose, but I always prefer some level of decency.

lmao, such flattery Fox.


And yes, 4eva is hot.

Wow, pony, I had no idea...I'm so flattered! xD

Well hell, I'd kiss you too!

It's not that I don't like the wall paper per se. Like I told our friend here, I just have no intimate feelings towards them that could be converted into the kind of flirting she wants. It wouldn't be real!

=p

push ups, sit ups and leg ups, hygiene, reading. Yes, and ALL at the same time. And I bet some of you people are still impressed by jugglers. Pfff

Dear person, you asked so nicely and I totally would...





...but I can't lie to you. I have to be honest, I've never found wallpaper attractive. Ever. It would be unfair to both of us if I led you on under false pretenses.




Still, the internet is a vast place full of interesting characters. I'm sure you'll meet someone who appreciates wall art in a more intimate way than I do, so keep heart. You'll find what you're seeking in the end.


Cheers,

Mark