I may be a thread killer.. but I don't do people with crowbars often *inserts evil laughter*




his baseball cap is actually photoshop'd in

only if I dyed my hair blonde


he works at a crowbar factory.. he steals the ones that didn't pass inspection and sells them to serial killers

it is Dave in the winter.. it's at 19 c (which is 66.2 F).. saved a TON on heat/electricity last year WOOT!!



YIPEE.. it's le WEEKEND!!! had to pack in all my hours into 4 days this week.. have a HUGE weekend.. going to see the new g-baby tomorrow and run a bunch of errands.. Saturday morning I gots ta mow the lawn and finish early so I can get ready for a friends wedding at 1pm (it's 30 mins away).. gonna be tight.. then back to their place and party afterwards.. luckily they live only minutes away so I won't have far to go to escape the bad drunks

then Sunday I got housework & more yard work to do.. but figure I may just work quickly in the AM so I can goof off and rest for the coming work week..

you'll have quite a wait..gotta get published first
that's gonna be one lonnnnnnnnnng movie though.. so you'll need a few dozen of these

sleep with someone else (or say you did)
have a hissy fit and tell'em to get out of your life
do something that they said would "end us" and get THEM to break it off
get busy with other things/people and put them in the 'ignore' box
do a bunch of things that turns'em off


for the record.. I'm only guilty of #3
it was a last resort cuz he couldn't get a clue..
the others are things I'd run very fast from


Gimme 5 things that would stop you in your tracks...

he secretly founded The Marijuana Party of Canada.. and coined the phrase "go GREEN" while high on his own crop!

he's currently working in maintenance at the Capitol building in Ottawa and selling secrets to the Trump

Roger Federer
Rafael Nadal
Andre Agassi
John McEnroe
Ivan Lendl

Gimme 5 types of Pickles

wow.. where do I begin...

I've been jetskiing (but don't really consider that an adventure per se) cuz I had 2 for several years.. but I did jet ski in Cozumel MX.. now THAT was an adventure cuz my ex thought he was an 'ace' driver.. when he was actually only a 2

while sailing on a 36 footer.. in the middle of a very big lake, a storm rolled in fast and the water was extremely choppy.. the wind'n rain capsized us and we had to bounce on the keel to get it right side up again.. it was crazy with the lightening and thunder.. and one of the sailors was conked on the head with the mast and almost passed out..

I was in San Diego CA for a work/training seminar thang with one of the owners at the company I was with and, cuz I did SO well in the training, he rewarded me with a few extra days to visit and explore.. I went deep sea fishing with a few from the gang.. while they were catching Pelicans, I managed to snag a manta ray.. gave a good fight.. up close it's an ugly fish but.. tasted awesome!

I've been on 3 cruises.. each one it's own adventure.. but the LAST one was one for the books.. my dad left me a lil money when he passed so I took my girls on a ONCE in a LIFETIME trip.. we spent 3 weeks in Europe.. one week in Barcelona scoping out the sites.. then 2 weeks on the cruise.. it was PACKED with adventure.. we did a lot of exploring.. got to see a LOT more than we'd hoped for in Rome.. amazing place.. fell in love with Malta.. got the willies in Izmir, Turkey we didn't stay long on land... was mind blown in Athens.. and got the crap scared outta us in Cairo!!
we were on the Giza plateau when I was talking to my girls and walking (thought they were directly behind me) but when they didn't answer, I turned to find them being picked up by some strange men and being put on a camel and walking away in another direction.. I FREAKED and ran after them yelling "put my girls DOWN".. when they finally did I thought it was because "I" scared them into it.. only to discover moments later when I turned to walk away with the girls (hand in hand this time) I saw the wall of militia with AK's glaring at the men.. the girls were fine thankfully, although a little rattled! Then we took a jeep thru the sand dunes.. THAT was a blast.. racing with other jeeps.. then I dropped my girls off at the oasis where they rode camels back thru the desert with our group.. once we hit the ship.. the girls had no desire to step foot on Egyptian soil again.. wonder why?

the last adventure on that trip was in Paris.. we had a short layover and because I'm special I was chauffeured from one gate to the next.. my girls ended up going with a friend that had cruised with us and decided to walk over with him.. I'd been waiting at the gate to JFK about 10 mins when they wanted to board me and close the gate.. I stood firm and refused to leave until my kids arrived.. took another 10 mins but they were good about respecting my wishes until my girls came racing in!

there's tons more but.. you'll have to buy the book

he's secretly working for CSIS

that's too funny

I totally agree with this ^^^

I "pass" on any profile that's blank.. no matter how 'cute' he might be.. if he doesn't have enough substance to write a few words.. NEXT!

didn't think it was such a difficult question.. guess I'll just try another.. after I answer my own that is

Nike
Sketchers
Adidas
Puma
Reebok

here's an easy one for ya'll

Gimme 5 Candy Bar Names

I'm a believer.. been there twice.. so from a personal standpoint and experiences, definitely!

a few things actually...

honesty, integrity, respectfulness, positive people, peace'n quiet, family time, my space, country living, true friendship and love/my partner!

she's actually the World Champion Kangaroo Kick-Boxer

January 18, 2009...

got tossed in jail for throwing bricks at zombies

made it past HUMP day.. only 1 more work day till the weekend.. YESSSSSSSSSSSS!

supposed ta rain both days though so much for getting things DONE out there.. hopefully this HEAT wave'll clear soon.. MAN it's like and OVEN out..

meanwhile.. back at the pub.. we got the a/c on at a cozy 23 Celsius

created a boot camp for wine-o's