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omg, you've really lost it this time |
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omg, you've really lost it this time
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Journal entry -5-31-13
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it just takes time
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THE KISSING GAME!!!
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Head to toe, over and all over..... |
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THE KISSING GAME!!!
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yes !!!!
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The drunk
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I would get so reamed for posting this |
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looks
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Honestly, Physical attraction is what pulls you in, and everyone has a preference, but it is personality and character that make you stay and want to learn more. I think this is the way for most Howdy Keeping busy. Last year drought, this year I think I shall have to build an ark if it doesn't stop raining. How you been? |
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looks
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Honestly, Physical attraction is what pulls you in, and everyone has a preference, but it is personality and character that make you stay and want to learn more. I think this is the way for most Howdy |
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looks
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Honestly, Physical attraction is what pulls you in, and everyone has a preference, but it is personality and character that make you stay and want to learn more. I think this is the way for most |
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looks
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I usually wear a blindfold when I'm on a date. Ok, it does have it's disadvantages. 1. I hardly ever find the meeting place. 2. I hear people screaming when I go to park the car. 3. Sometimes I end up in the ladies room. 4. Get the feeling I may be standing in an elevator instead of actually listening to a live jazz band. 5. Hear the words "over here" a lot. 6. Often go swimming. 7. Certain my date has changed languages. 8. And lastly "what is that smell?" It's easier to find a seat. |
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The drunk
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I would get so reamed for posting this |
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The drunk
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A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ... Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me to a pulp." Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor." Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished,and he didn't touch me!" Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?" Just found this in my personal addy ...Disregard the email I sent asking, no begging, you NOT TO POST THIS ON MINGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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looks
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I usually wear a blindfold when I'm on a date. Ok, it does have it's disadvantages. 1. I hardly ever find the meeting place. 2. I hear people screaming when I go to park the car. 3. Sometimes I end up in the ladies room. 4. Get the feeling I may be standing in an elevator instead of actually listening to a live jazz band. 5. Hear the words "over here" a lot. 6. Often go swimming. 7. Certain my date has changed languages. 8. And lastly "what is that smell?" |
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Topic:
The drunk
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A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...
Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me to a pulp." Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor." Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished,and he didn't touch me!" Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?" |
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Topic:
A 50's tune for today
Edited by
manOfewwords
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Wed 05/29/13 07:26 AM
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Stealing this and putting it on my FB!! oops |
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Topic:
A 50's tune for today
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Stealing this and putting it on my FB!! |
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Topic:
A 50's tune for today
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Morning sugar! |
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Lawn Care! hmmm..come to think of it, I have a bone to pick with those guys.... Can I watch? well sure. maybe even help |
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