Community > Posts By > manOfewwords
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Some of these posts
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I mean really I'm being rude now one post is in some other language |
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If your Ex/Exes had to
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******* !!!!! |
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If your Ex/Exes had to
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******* !!!!!
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That was always Common Knowledge! Where have you been?Not paid attention,hmm? Lets all sing together now. Land of the free and the home of the brave......... WORST National Anthem EVER. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3F7FeRhclM |
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was gay till 30
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there is a lot of bs on here good luck You're right...BS happens all the time on free social networking sites that offer forums....It's the nature of the beast...Ryan, if you are being serious and have access, counseling could be a big help....I found this really good article on WikiHow that talks about sexual orientation and how confusing it can be for some people....It also explains the "five" types of sexual orientation...We mostly only hear about heterosexuality and homosexuality, but there is also bisexuality, asexuality, and pansexuality....Do some research, it will only cost you a little time...Ten years is a long time to be alone..Good luck and welcome to Mingle... Here's the article... http://www.wikihow.com/Know-if-You-Are-Gay the world needs more you's leigh! but, i doubt manO could handle more than one :)- good luck ryantwo, i hope you find what works for you :) |
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Love older women
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Hahahahaha...Sounds like my mom.... |
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Love older women
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REASON ENOUGH TO LOVE OLDER WOMEN...
SHE WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCH RAIL. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. The young gunslinger looked at the old woman and laughed, saying, "Hey Old WOMAN, have you ever danced?" THE OLD WOMAN LOOKED UP AT THE GUNSLINGER AND SAID, "NO, I NEVER DID DANCE... NEVER REALLY WANTED TO." A CROWD HAD GATHERED AS THE GUNSLINGER GRINNED AND SAID, "WELL, YOU OLD WOMAN, YOU'RE GONNA DANCE NOW," AND STARTED SHOOTING AT THE OLD WOMAN'S FEET. THE OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR - NOT WANTING TO GET HER TOE BLOWN OFF - STARTED HOPPING AROUND. EVERYBODY WAS LAUGHING. WHEN HIS LAST BULLET HAD BEEN FIRED, THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER, STILL LAUGHING, HOLSTERED HIS GUN AND TURNED AROUND TO GO BACK INTO THE SALOON. THE OLD WOMAN TURNED TO HER PACK MULE, PULLED OUT A DOUBLE-BARRELED SHOTGUN, AND COCKED BOTH HAMMERS. THE LOUD CLICKS CARRIED CLEARLY THROUGH THE DESERT AIR. THE CROWD STOPPED LAUGHING IMMEDIATELY. THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER HEARD THE SOUNDS TOO, AND HE TURNED AROUND VERY SLOWLY. THE SILENCE WAS ALMOST DEAFENING. THE CROWD WATCHED AS THE YOUNG GUNMAN STARED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND THE LARGE GAPING HOLES OF THOSE TWIN BARRELS. THE BARRELS OF THE SHOTGUN NEVER WAVERED IN THE OLD WOMAN'S HANDS, AS SHE QUIETLY SAID, "SON, HAVE YOU EVER KISSED A MULE'S ***?" THE GUNSLINGER SWALLOWED HARD AND SAID, "NO MA’AM... BUT... I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO." THERE ARE A FEW LESSONS FOR US ALL HERE: 1 - Never ever be arrogant. 2 - Don't waste ammunition. 3 - Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are. 4 - Always, always make sure you know who has the power. 5 - Don't mess with older women; they didn't get old by being stupid. I JUST LOVE A STORY WITH A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU? |
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That was always Common Knowledge! Where have you been?Not paid attention,hmm? Lets all sing together now. Land of the free and the home of the brave......... WORST National Anthem EVER. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3F7FeRhclM |
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Brains Without Beauty !
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hello babe PowerfulPrince, you seem to be a perfect example of............................ never mind, caught myself thinking out loud ...Welcome to Mingle Good morning beautiful.... |
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Brains Without Beauty !
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hello babe PowerfulPrince, you seem to be a perfect example of............................ never mind, caught myself thinking out loud ...Welcome to Mingle |
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bolt of lightning kiss
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I've tried to give that kind of kiss a few a few times, probably to no avail
I did receive one about 16 months ago. she just...melted...my....toenails |
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if I told you then everybody would nO... Can I tell him? Ok, ok....! Where's the chocolate? Can I just say too much sugar constipates ^^This is one of the reason I fell for you, you make me laugh out loud!... |
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if I told you then everybody would nO... Can I tell him? Ok, ok....! Where's the chocolate? Can I just say too much sugar constipates |
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if I told you then everybody would nO... Can I tell him? Ok, ok....! Where's the chocolate? |
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Edited by
manOfewwords
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Fri 06/07/13 11:48 AM
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1. My Driver's license number 2. My bank account number 3. My Social Security number |
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if I told you then everybody would nO... Can I tell him? Ok, ok....! |
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if I told you then everybody would nO... Can I tell him? Please do just don't tell mano... |
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if I told you then everybody would nO... Can I tell him? |
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