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Sat 03/09/13 08:19 AM


listen....listen...I hear it shocked



We can all hear if we are quiet, and seek romance on the wind.
romance on the wind.
is like sex in a hurricane ??

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Wed 03/06/13 02:19 PM

Brush my teeth, plug in the vibrator...shades
what, nO batteries ???

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Tue 03/05/13 02:54 PM



we mingle and wonder our eyes do not meet our photos of our faces are all we see our words of wisdom are what we read possotive thoughts from you and from me leight sets us saucy poems we all can read and add to that one by one so she can see, talent shines through like the cresent moon the creative corner is santuary to all whom enter this special room leaving is the problem because knowwhere else comes close poems creative writing i give you all a toast the love shines throught on here the most love ive ever seen flowers flowers flowers flowers :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:
are you saying you love me? spock


slut...
bigsmile

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Tue 03/05/13 02:17 PM

we mingle and wonder our eyes do not meet our photos of our faces are all we see our words of wisdom are what we read possotive thoughts from you and from me leight sets us saucy poems we all can read and add to that one by one so she can see, talent shines through like the cresent moon the creative corner is santuary to all whom enter this special room leaving is the problem because knowwhere else comes close poems creative writing i give you all a toast the love shines throught on here the most love ive ever seen flowers flowers flowers flowers :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:
are you saying you love me? spock

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Tue 03/05/13 10:30 AM
what a biotch!!
nice write

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Tue 03/05/13 09:02 AM
I'd quit watching vampire movies whoa

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Tue 03/05/13 09:00 AM

Warning! I'm a southerner!
same here :thumbsup:

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Tue 03/05/13 07:58 AM

Hey mr.Manofewwords:
It doesn't matter if I was Dem.,Rep.,So.,I would just shoot him at the knees/belly to cut him down to wound him.
you must be an independent laugh

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Tue 03/05/13 07:45 AM
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at you...
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:

Democrat's Answer:



• Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
• What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?
• Does the man look poor or oppressed?
• Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
• Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
• Could we run away?
• What does my wife think?
• What about the kids?
• Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
• What does the law say about this situation?
• Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
• Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
• Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
• Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
• If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
• Should I call 9-1-1?
• Why is this street so deserted?
• We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
• Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
• I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
• This is all so confusing!

Republican's Answer:

BANG!


Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!
Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! 'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!'

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!


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Mon 03/04/13 10:31 AM




who called you a slut ? :angry:


I think it's a rumor going around....
do you want me to help spread that rumor??


I'd rather have the women prove it was true! pitchfork
shocked

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Mon 03/04/13 10:24 AM


who called you a slut ? :angry:


I think it's a rumor going around....
do you want me to help spread that rumor??

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Mon 03/04/13 10:22 AM
Edited by manOfewwords on Mon 03/04/13 11:03 AM


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Mon 03/04/13 10:19 AM
I am VERY picky, that's why I'm with Leigh :wink:

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Mon 03/04/13 10:02 AM
who called you a slut ? :angry:

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Mon 03/04/13 08:53 AM


I wouldn't be nearly as pretty if I quit wearing makeup whoa


You brave enough to wax? :banana:
no need to....I never get nekkid frown

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Mon 03/04/13 08:46 AM
I wouldn't be nearly as pretty if I quit wearing makeup whoa

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Mon 03/04/13 08:41 AM

Dang it....realized I was past the thinking stage...frustrated
beating your head on that wall won't help much either noway

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Mon 03/04/13 08:35 AM
oh, I get those toO laugh

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Mon 03/04/13 08:32 AM
you get messages what ohwell

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Mon 03/04/13 08:27 AM



Good morning lover!flowers ...Sinner says we make him laugh!laugh laugh I told him we like him toO...:angel:
morning sweet thang flowers
I made the call this morning, we can forget that one grumble

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