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| Topic: NOW THERES THE "CORNHOLER". WOW!! | |
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You've tried corn lots of ways,  
you've tried Cream Style Corn, Canned Regular Corn,  
Corn Dogs, Grilled BBQ Corn, and the same thing always happens. It slips, out of your hand, while your eating it, or its, just plain, boring, old, corn.  
You try bamboo sticks, and they always break. And those darn metal ones, always bend, still leaving you with, boring, old, corn. WELL NOT ANYMORE!!! 
NOW THERES "THE CORNHOLER"!!! *WONT BREAK 
*WONT BEND
*GIVES YOU EASY HANDLES ON BOTH ENDS
*AND JUST LOOK, AT WHAT YOU CAN DO, WITH YOUR BORING, OLD, CORN!!!
First, look how easy it is, to use........ 
Just take any ordinary household hammer, and hammer "The Cornholer", through the center, of the corn. ITS THAT EASY!!! 
"The Cornholer, is made to be longer, than the ear of corn, providing easy to hold, handles. 
And just add ordinary fruit, to the center hole, that "The Cornholer" makes and enjoy.... Banana Corn Pineapple Corn Apple Corn Orange Corn Grape Corn Pear Corn Plumb Corn Lemon Corn... Just about anything, stuffed into "The Cornholer", will be delicious. WANT VARIETY YOU SAY???  
The kids will love Tootsie Corn, or Hamburger Corn!! Mmmmmm yummy!!! BUT THATS NOT ALL........... 
After you've finished eating your corn, you can make these lovely Corn Floral Arrangements,  
Or be the talk of the town, in these stunning Corn Fashions. SO, CALL NOW, AND YOU CAN GET 2 "CORNHOLER'S", FOR THE AMAZING PRICE, OF ONLY $9.99, THATS RIGHT, I SAID, 2 "CORNHOLER'S", FOR ONLY $9.99 
Endorsed by our spokespersons,"Beavis & Butthead". "Yeah, yeah, uhhh, we, love, the, yeah, yeah, uhhh Cornholer. Yeah, yeah, uhhh, you said, uhhhh "Cornholer", yeah, yeah".-Beavis & Butthead 
AND IF YOU ORDER, WITHIN THE NEXT 10 MINUTES, WE WILL INCLUDE THIS, FREE, "CORNHOLER" TEE SHIRT, FREE, WITH YOUR ORDER. SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, GET "CORNHOLED" TODAY! CALL 1-800-CRN-HOLE, TO PLACE YOUR ORDER NOW! *not responsible, for bodily injury, caused by "The Cornholer"* *no refunds, or returns, will be accepted* *not available, in Bum Phuck Egypt* |
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And right about now the Minglers are saying, "is she smoking crack, or what?!?".
And the scary part is... 
im not. 
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Cornholio
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Cornhole is a popular drinking game played down here on the beach.I love your spirit and sense of humor!
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Cornholio
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Cornhole is a popular drinking game played down here on the beach.I love your spirit and sense of humor!
It just comes naturally, 
but thank you! 
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Heeeeyyyy!
I bought one of your cornholers six months ago and the #$%^ thing got stuck in my cob. Was I suppose to use some kind of cornlube or something? |
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Heeeeyyyy! I bought one of your cornholers six months ago and the #$%^ thing got stuck in my cob. Was I suppose to use some kind of cornlube or something? 
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 omg, you've really lost it this time
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omg, you've really lost it this time
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omg, you've really lost it this time
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omg, you've really lost it this time
Where have you been? 
That happened quite a while ago.
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omg, you've really lost it this time
Where have you been?
That happened quite a while ago.
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