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who has
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my son
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Topic:
What is Your Favorite Tool
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The one in my pants. It can fix anything. 
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think it's more like buy me a plane ticket Aunty
so I can take ya for all your worth |
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Topic:
Would you say you are a ...
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depends on what you mean by high maintenance
I do not require a man to supply me with anything do not pay my rent or mortgage or my car payment I do not require jewlery or a fur coat or a designer hand bag I do however have a very low tolerance for BS |
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Practice an american accent
Edited by
TMommy
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Fri 11/17/17 07:49 PM
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hi all how r u i wanna someone to Practice an american accent with him can u help ?!! sure , how about a nice Brooklyn accent.. including all the curse words.. and when to use them. Plus making entire sentences.. one word. Whatthehellisthematterwithya?....Drop me a friggin line ;) quite a few years back we went down to FLorida and some of my father-in-laws friend said they could tell we were from Michigan by the way we spoke quickly without a lot of pauses here's a bit of what we do 1. Fridgerader (Refrigerator) "Who left the Fridgerader door open again?" 2. Grosheries (Groceries) "I left some Groshries in the car". 3. Secretaria State (Secretary Of State) "I spent an hour at the Secretaria State". 4. Comf-derble (Comfortable) "Just when I get Comf-derble the phone rings". 5. Yousta (Used To) "I Yousta be able to talk good". |
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free up
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button nose and two eyes made out of coal?
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in love with female friend
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naked photos
Edited by
TMommy
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Wed 11/15/17 03:06 PM
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not saying this is or this isn't..
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Topic:
Wonderful new... not
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Topic:
Wonderful new... not
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I am sorry
I have no profound words of wisdom for you but I would be standing right next to you letting ya say what needed to be said |
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Topic:
Good Morning !! - part 2
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Good morning, beautiful, how was your night?
Mine was wonderful with you by my side And when I open my eyes to see your sweet face It's a good morning, beautiful day |
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Sex talk with friends??? As in sex chat? You seriously asking that?? 
I have friends with whom I talk about sex, but not sex chat. That's to be shared with someone you are sexually involved with, like a lover or partner.
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why does it bother you so much
when a woman says her kids and grandkids mean everything to her? are you jealous of that affection? that attachment? of someone you have not even met? how infantile and vain and self centered that makes you appear that the woman in your life must make time for only you above all others..good luck with that one |
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Edited by
TMommy
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Tue 11/14/17 03:07 PM
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maybe I could just stand in for the Mrs. once in awhile
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their
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are you saying you would prefer if you had a smaller package?
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Why I like mature woman
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fantastic
I would like the early bird special make it snappy mister I fall asleep by nine
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no worries I have been demoted to elf
status..job's open if ya want it 
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Edited by
TMommy
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Tue 11/14/17 08:27 AM
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I would suggest if you feel the need to message off this site
then create a new email just to be used for this reason |
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fantastic
I gotta a bird I'd like to flip someone 
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