Topic: 💋WISH💋2Santa..For BOYS ONLY 🎶🍺 Cheers | |
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Edited by
Pepinofruit
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Tue 11/14/17 04:16 AM
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WHAT'S YOURS ??...Here is MINE
![]() ********************************************** ![]() Dear ![]() ![]() ![]() This year I have been a very very good boy ![]() Please let my wishes be granted ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() **************************************** My WISH is to find a nice package on my porch, just like in the pic below. ![]() ![]() ![]() Always will ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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I'll have the same pepi
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Edited by
Pepinofruit
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Tue 11/14/17 05:05 AM
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I'll have the same pepi ![]() ![]() ************************************ LOL Mike, men can dream also ![]() I LOVE THOSE STRAPY BAGS ON THE PORCH ![]() I wonder what's in it ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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in the spirit of the season I shall put on my Santa hat
what's on your wish list big boy you been naughty or nice? |
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Edited by
Pepinofruit
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Tue 11/14/17 05:27 AM
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in the spirit of the season I shall put on my Santa hat what's on your wish list big boy you been naughty or nice? *************************************** LOL Generally speaking, I was/am nice. I mean a good boy, but also,.... I can be a little naughty or very naughty, even extremely naughty ![]() But promise me you won't tell Santa about me and I won't say nothing about you. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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in the spirit of the season I shall put on my Santa hat what's on your wish list big boy you been naughty or nice? i have been nicely naughty ![]() ![]() |
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I wonder what’s in her box
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WHAT'S YOURS ??. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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no worries I have been demoted to elf
status..job's open if ya want it ![]() |
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Edited by
TMommy
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Tue 11/14/17 03:07 PM
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maybe I could just stand in for the Mrs. once in awhile
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Edited by
Pepinofruit
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Tue 11/14/17 07:01 PM
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I wonder what’s in her box ******************************** Me too ![]() ![]() |
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Edited by
Pepinofruit
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Tue 11/14/17 07:33 PM
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I heard this year santa has lost his marbles .. good luck with your wishes ![]() ![]() **************************************** I know what you mean... I think? ![]() Lucky Santa to lose only his marbles, and not to die. ![]() Must be the NAGGING Mrs. Claus's fault... It's always like this. ![]() And that's also WHY the girls WON'T get anything from Santa this year ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Edited by
Pepinofruit
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Tue 11/14/17 07:40 PM
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no worries I have been demoted to elf status..job's open if ya want it ![]() ********************************** Aww...Don't be sad ..Just look at you. You look great with that straw hat. Just like an Aussie cowgirl, betcha less the huge, big fat bum ![]() Bring it on gal, for the boys to admire you. Put on the avatar with the straw hat..Please ?? ![]() |
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Edited by
Pepinofruit
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Tue 11/28/17 03:54 AM
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A Christmas pickup line .for anyone who needs it .... If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas... awwwww!!!! ![]() ***************************************** ![]() ![]() Santa Claus Pick-up Lines ![]() ![]() - I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list. - That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you! - I know when you've been bad or good...so let's skip the small talk! - Wanna meet Santa’s little helper? He's not so little, if you know what I mean... - I've got something special in the sack for you! - How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up? - Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"? - I see you when you're sleeping & you don't wear any underwear... - Shouldn't you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel? - Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas. - How about I slip down YOUR chimney, at half past midnight? - Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh? - Wanna check out my mistletoe belt buckle? - Come sit on my lap. I’ve got a special gift just for you. - I've got you on my "nice and naughty list! - Hey Cutie, ever do it in a sleigh? - I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you. - He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh - Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it. - You are what I want for Christmas. - I can get you off the Naughty List. - You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults. - Wanna see my 12-inch elf? - Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you. - I know it's not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready. - I’ve got the keys to the sleigh tonight. Some of my best toys run on batteries... - Your stocking isn't the only thing I'll be stuffing tonight... - If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays? - I've got something you can hang a wreath on. - What do you say we make this a "not-so-silent" night? - Do you like the song "Jingle Bells"? Because you look like you go all the way! - Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log? Believe me... if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows! - Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas? ********************************** Forgive me Santa, for I AM A SINNER ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Edited by
Pepinofruit
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Tue 11/28/17 02:14 PM
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We have it all covered here Down Under
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