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Fri 11/30/12 01:25 PM

Don't they all live in the same igloo up there?


I think that is Eskimos dude. Although there probably are Canadian Eskimos. I thought Canadians lived in mobile homes or ice shanties.........smokin

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Thu 11/29/12 01:37 PM
Well I ain't gonna lie. I have been to Canada and I did enjoy a little Moosehead.........smokin

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Thu 11/29/12 10:47 AM
Sometimes divorce is Heaven sent..

Jeff 26:1-1..........smokin

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Wed 11/28/12 04:31 PM
How many do Jewish people get? Just askin..............smokin

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Wed 11/28/12 02:24 PM
You can't really blame the brother. The country is full of ice dancers and they all have to wear those frilly costumes and such.........smokin

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Wed 11/28/12 02:20 PM
I don't really like to drive. I did drive from Cleveland to Hilton Head, SC once and you still owe me a damn beer.........smokin

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Tue 11/27/12 11:54 AM

i.
am.
crazy.


I sure hope you are not looking for an argument.......smokin

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Tue 11/27/12 11:12 AM
I think the picture of your azz brings it all together..........smokin

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Fri 11/23/12 11:15 AM
I'll take the center piece. I don't like the crust anyways......smokin

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Thu 11/22/12 12:38 PM
Well since you asked. Christina Ricci......smokin


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Thu 11/22/12 08:59 AM
Good to see you too Dee. Well it is noon on Thanksgiving. Time to listen to Alice's Restaurant. It's tradition.......smokin

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Thu 11/22/12 08:22 AM
Happy Thanksgiving you bunch of stoners.......smokin

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Sun 11/18/12 10:09 PM
I can't say I have ever been that desperate but if I had to bust a nut that bad I guess I would head downtown. Probably around the west side......smokin

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Sun 11/18/12 05:25 PM
I am not sure what a sea cucumber is and I had no idea Mr. Happy had a twin brother. Who knew?..........smokin

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Fri 11/16/12 08:41 PM
I don't like honey. I do really like honey buns. They have to be warmed up just right in the microwave.......smokin

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Thu 11/15/12 07:07 PM

That's a load of chit mister! smokin


Here in the states where we have indoor plumbing we have a little thing called a plunger. Not sure if that would help you out.....smokin

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Tue 11/13/12 06:08 PM
Hell I'm surprised they didn't lock your azz up for at least 48 hours......smokin

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Tue 11/13/12 03:30 PM

the Field of Dreams.........dammit


Me too. Every single time........smokin

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Mon 11/12/12 09:53 PM

curry fishballs with mee from 7-11


Damn! Those poor little fish. It must be hard just loose your balls let alone have them sold at the 7-11. That's cold....smokin

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Mon 11/12/12 03:07 PM


What if you never find what you are looking for?

Would you settle for less than ideal?


I tried settling, now I'm divorced....


That's funny. I tried divorce and now I am settled.......smokin

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