bad

your welcome

4 dead in ohio

hey lex i think i saw some of that jones bubble gum soda at the target store next to where i spend my afternoons.

glad

In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night.
On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, "You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around" he stated in a telephone interview.
Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' "Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.
In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin."
Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence .
"I said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?"
He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said..."A pumpkin? ****...is it midnight already?"

maybe rose hid it

better things are around the corner donnar

thirsty

he'd let us in

knows where we've been

in his octopuses garden

in the shade

happy b=day vanessa
and i agree with wanttachat spankins are in order

niterz everybody. must gets me beauty sleep

i don't think i'll ever have another chocolate push-up in my life

alien are tryin to contact you through the phone catch. as for the bunny poop i'm puzzled, unless you have a bunny or ththe aliens are already there & their usin the phone as a distraction.

dear diary, did i chase purple off with the woooo

What do retired people do all day

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went down town and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes and
when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I said to him, "Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a "Nazi." He glared at me and wrote another ticket for
having worn tires. So I called him a "doughnut eating Gestapo." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The
more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "Hillary in '08."

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.

i can tell by your pic gypsy that it works wonders for ya

just jokin with ya

chrimas is right around the corner & what does thee dead sea collection consist of.

stockin + purple wooooooooo

dang the rum did it again