hi sarah

workin on b-days is the pits. i always try to take that day off

hey lhb happy b-day to ya. let me buy ya that 1'st bottle of coors

hi country, saw on the whats ya listenin forum you where listenin to drownin pool. good music

thanks thumper me & my glass of tea feel welcome

hey polson, kater

i'm a little on the crazy side kater. i never pass up the chance to kiss a good set of lips.

i was gettin ready to go to work. called the boss & told him to turn the breakroom tv off the home office feed & put it on the today show also. informed him that was goin to be a little late. many prayers were sent that day & still are bein sent.

can a hiilbilly from the ozarks come in fer a bit ?

happy b-day shadowdog

welcome to jsh evil

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?
'The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.'

Now wipe that silly smile off your face.

but if i've been talkin in the forums with folks i occassionally drop in say hi or make a comment bout this or that in their profile.

but thats only when i think they wouldn't mind.

if & when i look at someones' profile i leave a short messege saying i took a look & leave a hello. don't comment on what i read in their profile. if they respond back then the conversation starts. if they don't... oh well.

dear diary, i smell beef stew cookin but there's nothin on the stove

dear diary i'm 48 & wear my hat backwards go figure

not me gypsy. the fish i'm kissing

<---------my date last sat.

dear diary, it looks like noone wants to play with gypsy

hope i don't ruin this thread by using english , but that doesn't work over here in the ozarks. flowers, a nice dinner, moonlight, & a good pair of kneehigh rubber boots to put the back legs in & you'll have one heck of a night. baaaa baaaa

hey christopher welcome to jsh