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Thu 10/04/07 12:06 AM
leave it as it is & when they reply tell them then what u want. if u think they deservr to know.laugh laugh

hi gypsy how u tonight

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Wed 10/03/07 11:49 PM
hey bl8ant, i used to be a sanatation engineer. i've seen the landfill sludges more than once.laugh

and as for beggin.. i just hypnotise my hand & save my pridelaugh laugh laugh

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Wed 10/03/07 11:46 PM
i agree with thumper do what u want to do with ur pics

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Wed 10/03/07 11:39 PM
laugh laugh just somethin i pulled off the net longhair

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Wed 10/03/07 11:38 PM
welcome to jsh cowgirl:smile:

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Wed 10/03/07 11:36 PM
later kater

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Wed 10/03/07 11:36 PM
don't try gettin me drunk tonight i get giddy when i'm drunklaugh laugh

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Wed 10/03/07 11:35 PM
thanks for the brew thumper. was off on another post for a minute or 2 there

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Wed 10/03/07 11:21 PM
hey kater i'll pop open a beer for ya ( just ta help ya get through the day ya know)laugh

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Wed 10/03/07 11:20 PM
evenin longhair

hey thumper what type of work do you do

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Wed 10/03/07 11:16 PM
evenin thumper, kater. sorry to see ur both still at work or just gettin ready to go:smile:

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Wed 10/03/07 09:31 AM
welcome to jsh tnr

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Wed 10/03/07 08:52 AM
happy b-day flowerforyou

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Wed 10/03/07 08:52 AM
welcome to jsh liscious

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Wed 10/03/07 08:47 AM
happy b-dat tessa & simplyflowerforyou flowerforyou

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Tue 10/02/07 08:30 AM
good one winx laugh

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Tue 10/02/07 08:29 AM
An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. After awhile, they had toilets that flush, air conditioning, and escalators. Everyone grew very fond of him.
One day God called to Satan to mock him, "So, how's it going down there in Hell?"
Satan replied, "Hey, things are great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God was surprised, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He should never have gotten down there in the first place. Send him back up here."
"No way," replied Satan. "I like having an engineer, and I'm keeping him."
God threatened, "Send him back up here now or I'll sue!"
Satan laughed and answered, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer

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Sun 09/30/07 10:23 PM
dear diary, but he sings eloquently laugh laugh

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Sun 09/30/07 02:12 AM
dear diary, due to contrary beliefs, i am not a stalker.laugh laugh laugh

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Sun 09/30/07 01:06 AM
A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing from a boat below.
She shouts to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consults his portable GPS and replies, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
She rolls her eyes and says, "You must be a Republican!"
"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," answers the balloonist, "everything you tell me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you're not much help to me."
The man smiles and responds, "You must be a Democrat."
"I am," replies the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met , but, somehow, now it's my fault."