Prez_21


Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Tue 12/25/12 10:40 AM Topic: "CRICKET" IS MY relegion."SACHIN"IS MY GOD".
Even ManMohan Says #theekhai @teamINDIA @jorney nt ended 2day. . . . . . Just wait n watch. . . . IT WAS XMAS GIFT. . . Jab hum lenge . . . . Pura khol denge.

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Tue 12/25/12 10:39 AM Topic: UPDATE YOUR STATUS
HUSBAND WANTED A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED! MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray- haired gentleman with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair. The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you ... you have no legs!" The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!" She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!" Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!" She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?" With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Sun 12/23/12 08:24 AM Topic: "CRICKET" IS MY relegion."SACHIN"IS MY GOD".
I Seen God He Batted 4 INDIA in Test Cricket . . . . .

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Fri 12/21/12 07:57 AM Topic: Awkwrd Moments in Our lyf. . . Edited by Prez_21 on Fri 12/21/12 08:04 AM
wen your family guest say bye to you and they still saying byeafter 2 hours................

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Fri 12/21/12 07:47 AM Topic: 21/12/12 R u ready 4 doomsday? ? 21/12/12


Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Fri 12/21/12 07:43 AM Topic: December 21st!!!
Funny!! LOLOLOLEST

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Fri 12/21/12 07:42 AM Topic: December 21st!!!
hey who need someone to spend time with if the world goes to hell with a solar storm? im not saying i believe the world is going to end but i know science and history and there will or will be a big change at the time and could go bad or good or needs a change in the world... ya know? Science :) oh sh8 WORRLD IS GOING TWO END NOW........... I HAD CUT MY FINGER DUDE.............

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Fri 12/21/12 07:40 AM Topic: 21/12/12 R u ready 4 doomsday? ? 21/12/12
Write Ur Opinion And Think It is 5:30am now In Japan, india 11:47, and euope .? oh sh8 WORRLD IS GOING TO END NOW........... I HAD CUT MY FINGER DUDE.............AND................

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Fri 12/21/12 07:38 AM Topic: UPDATE YOUR STATUS Edited by Prez_21 on Fri 12/21/12 07:39 AM
It's 3pm, and so I'm still alive. That stupid scientific theory didn't really prove damn all. It really IS a bunch of bs made up by conspiracy theorists. It hasn't changed damn all. First, you need PHYSICAL proof of it happening. Not just mental. You need to talk with an astrologer to truly know. Just taking people's word for it, isn't my style. So for all the people who said the world would end today, YOU JUST GOT CRAPPED ON BY YOUR OWN BELIEFS!! . Next time, when a bunch of bs is made up, at least have some physical evidence to back it up. oh sh8 WORRLD IS GOING TO END NOW........... I HAD CUT MY FINGER DUDE.............

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Thu 12/20/12 08:49 PM Topic: 21/12/12 R u ready 4 doomsday? ? 21/12/12
only weak minded people believe theres a doomsday tomorow yup.. I'm hopin there's LOTS of 'em too.. bought a lottery ticket and figure all those suckers that DIDN'T cuz they fixed it for ya lol thank you and and and We ol Servive 4m That Doomsday attack . . . yer welcome

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Thu 12/20/12 07:23 PM Topic: 21/12/12 R u ready 4 doomsday? ? 21/12/12 Edited by Prez_21 on Thu 12/20/12 07:25 PM
I think Lot more girls are realise that they are Pregnant victom and curse 2 that scary scenerio bout 21/12 prezentation by Their Bf. . .

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Thu 12/20/12 07:20 PM Topic: 21/12/12 R u ready 4 doomsday? ? 21/12/12
Hey I had My Breakfast. . . With no doomsday News Guys! ! ! !

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Thu 12/20/12 10:25 AM Topic: Awkwrd Moments in Our lyf. . .
wen sum1 ditch u Infront of Ua Parent, gf, bf, or pub.place.

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Thu 12/20/12 10:21 AM Topic: UPDATE YOUR STATUS
unknwn No. . . . Take the call. . . .girls voice. . . . . But am stil thinking wich 1?

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Thu 12/20/12 10:17 AM Topic: 21/12/12 R u ready 4 doomsday? ? 21/12/12 Edited by Prez_21 on Thu 12/20/12 10:18 AM
Write Ur Opinion And Think It is 5:30am now In Japan, india 11:47, and euope .?

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Thu 12/20/12 10:12 AM Topic: Funny Facts <3 <3
U hav 2 use That machine Imidiately Is always repairing mode.

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Thu 12/20/12 10:09 AM Topic: Funny Facts <3 <3
b4 I am going 2 bed . . I always count hw many hour Sleep I can get. . . .

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Wed 12/19/12 10:49 AM Topic: Funny Facts <3 <3
There are never busy Signal On Wrong No. . . .

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Tue 12/18/12 10:40 AM Topic: SHOUTOUTS
mama its ok nt a big deal. . . . . they are nt going 2 drop me 4m ma lyf. . . . . just 4m university

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Tue 12/18/12 10:38 AM Topic: WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
There Are Always 1woman Behind successful man. . . . and many of unsuccesful man

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