when She is Shopping Useless things and then she does'nt found her wallet. . . |
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WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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mother at 16 hav 2 chance 2 b grandmother at 32 |
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WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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there is always 1animal who hate ur everything and that called as wife. |
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WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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never trust on fb girl |
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I hate that möment when she is Infrnt of me : bt ignoring me.
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i hate that moment when Other pal enjoying! that just in bar_bara s music |
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WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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People who live in glass houses should close the curtains before going to the bathroom. The Pollen Count.......That's a difficult job!!! NEVER give up your seat for a lady........That's how I lost my job as a bus driver. Was at my new girlfriends for Christmas dinner. Her mother said, "How many potatoes would you like?" I said, "Just the one." She replied. "You don't have to be so polite." I answered, "Okay. I'll just have one you fat cow!" In my family, I'm the youngest of three. My parents are both older than me!!! They are mixed race parents. My father prefers the 100 meters, and my mother is Pakistani. I was wondering...... Why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets? And then it hit me. |
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that awkwrd moment wen u 4get there name and they ask did u remember me . . .. . I just hmmmn . .yah i knw |
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WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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bitc* that was trailor U cant handle my whole attitude.
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that awkwrd moment wen u Relise that you was Pronouncing that word wrong 4 ur whole life |
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i hate that moment . . . . #when Hollidays comes On Sunday ! ! ! ! |
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i hate that moment when the guys with u not enjoying ur #fav comedy show. . . . . |
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i hate that moment when you realize you came into a thread you wish you hadn't. |
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I hate that annoying moment/people when they said we ruled the word |
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I hate that moment when my family plan 31party when I had already make my plan 2 go out with my Bu!)!)ies
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Topic:
Funny Facts <3 <3
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I Hate that moment wen my fevourate songs play on my headset and my bus just 2 drop me.
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Watched Indias Ol Ining but nt got to experience anythng that thrill wen u was In Team #"SACHIN"
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Topic:
UPDATE YOUR STATUS
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bye bye 2012 [/red] |
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that awkword moment u r using ua friends washrum n that fl#sh dont work. . . |
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Dad- what are you seeing son? Son- cricket. Dad- is "SACHIN" playin? Son- no he is not. Dad- well that's not cricket.. |
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