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WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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Failure is not when
Your girlfriend leaves you Its when you don't try for her sister ! |
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WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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Okay future girlfriend, you can stop playing hide and seek now :-)
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WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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Ladies, when you've got a King don't reshuffle the pack becauce you might end up witha joker |
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WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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Advertisement Necessity is the mother of invention, Girlfriend is the mother of necessity..!! |
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WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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"Nothing in this world is more expensive than having a girlfriend who is totally free on weekend....!" :O :P |
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UPDATE YOUR STATUS
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DEAR WEATHER don't be so Romantic plzz Your's sincerely Some 1 Single :p :D :D |
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UPDATE YOUR STATUS
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how Indian pals use cloths. . 1st stape. 1. They buy 2.they wear 3.aft almost 5yr they boar of it. 4.they make a carrybag of it. 5. Aft that carybag goin 2 dirty they 6.they make it as floor washer . . 7.they takes off buttons, huks, leses, and then the cloth going 2 rubbish. . . #it take almost 10_15 year |
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UPDATE YOUR STATUS
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those guy who create girls fake fb ids tell them that god going 2 equal gender Repo. By converting fb,twitt fake Ids In That gender. |
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UPDATE YOUR STATUS
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If The girl dont wana pocketmoney She had a Bf and the Boyfriend Not from India Anyway . |
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WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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treat ua Girl like A Princess And Bang Her Like A Mistress |
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UPDATE YOUR STATUS
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□ At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants.
□ At age 12 success is having friends. □ At age 16 success is having a drivers license. □ At age 20 success is having a girl/boy friend. □ At age 35 success is having money. □ At age 50 success is having money. □ At age 60 success is having a girl/boy friend. □ At age 70 success is having a drivers license. □ At age 75 success is having friends. □ At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants.......... ... How successful are you? |
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UPDATE YOUR STATUS
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My funda these day's *Cooks romantic dinner for two* *Eats alone, twice*
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WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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wat 2days plan? Wakeup servive And Sleep like Boss |
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WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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nöthing sucks more than The Boss. . . When U R +ri8
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UPDATE YOUR STATUS
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Early Night I CANT SLEEP . . . EARLY MORNING i Cant Wake up. . . Life Is Imposible . . . |
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UPDATE YOUR STATUS
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sorry Guys Bt I had lost my Sense . . . If u had more than general quantity just Email Me !! I WIL DOWnLOAD it 4 Sua! ! ! ! # B-)
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UPDATE YOUR STATUS
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Their Is Some people who just Show They Are helping U. . . . Thats All . . :-( . . #huh |
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WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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roses are red... violets are red... tulips are red... bushes are red... trees are red... oh god my gardens on fire.
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Funny Facts <3 <3
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ADMIT IT wHEN u GOna LOse THe VidEo GamE u Gona STArT IT agAIN |
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UPDATE YOUR STATUS
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There is No Second verginity. . . So be Pure. |
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