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The man opened the refrigerator, a yellowish green substance oozed onto the ground.....
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"Dont you call me a cow you prick!" Marg spat at Bob from the tree. "I am the mother of your son, Billy it's your fault I gained all this weight anyway!" The man stepped back slowly.....he didn't want to witness the evident goat domestic that was brewing.......
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The man eyed the goat suspiciously...."Marg?!"
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I'm terrible at creative pranks... Annnnd I'm bored out of my mind at work right now...give me your best office prank... Our senior vp went on vacation, so we took the office door off the hinges, covered with a piece of drywall, taped the edges, painted it and put a picture frame dead center and lovely fake plant in front. He went to see the CEO when he coulldnt find his office. Cool place to work. I love that! LoL |
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Nice! I need one on a mass scale though..something that'll put me in the record books.
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Bored as **** at work...as usual.
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A tornado ripped through the town of Buckbunz. A single man and goat rose from the debris...............
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When I was working at an auto parts store back in the early 90's, some co workers and I took a bunch of the strongest smelling air fresheners, put them in one of the other worker's car, then shrink wrapped his car. It was a hot summer day, and he didn't go out into his car until late afternoon, so those fresheners had a good long time to stink up his car. I like this one too! LoL That must have been horrible! |
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Yean, Jim has the best ones. lol I like the one he did with the Jell-o. lol That one is hilaaaarious! |
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I like the tuna one...
I kinda like what Jim did in The Office when he wrapped Dwight's entire desk and everything on it in wrapping paper. |
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I'm terrible at creative pranks...
Annnnd I'm bored out of my mind at work right now...give me your best office prank... |
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Topic:
DC!!!!! Whaaaaat?
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I'll be moving to VA next month...I don't know a soul out that way.
I'm looking for people on the area to chat it up and show me the spots! I'm also interested in the bi scene...I need a chick! ;) Holla at me! Cheers! |
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Topic:
VVVAAA Folks!! STAND UP
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I'll be moving to VA next month...I don't know a should on east coast..well...none close to where we'll be. Whats up though?!
I'm looking for people to chat it up with...show me the spots! Also interested in the bi scene...Ugh...i feel like Diddy. I need a girl..... 
I'm 26 years old..I'll hopefully be enrolled in school for the fall semester. I don't have a job lined up just yet but I don't have trouble finding one usually so..I hope to hear from y'all though! Cheers! |
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I'll be moving out to VA here within the next month...looking for the social spots for bi women. Drop me some clues...
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If you've never been in an interracial relationship would you try it if you found someone you connected with? If you've had one what was your experience? I'm in one now, and to be honest with you I have never been uncomfortable until we went to DC last year. It was very weird because I didn't see many interracial couples and it felt like everyone was looking at us. When I say uncomfortable i don't mean about my relationship or being with my mate but uncomfortable as if (this may sound weird) but as if we were going to have problems. Honestly though, race doesn't matter, if you truly have a connection with someone no matter what color they are then roll with it! Go with your feelings! |
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Topic:
Exclusive?
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When she holds a gun to my head and says, "You're mine biatch"!!!!! 
LMAO I didn't have to do that... ..I casually flipped out my switchblade and started shaping my nails as we calmly and openly spoke about whether we were exclusive or not...I felt that we were.......and so did he. 
That's what I'm talking about! See....true love right there....via the switchblade. Ahhhhhh! 
LoL Men are so silly...they claim not to luv crazy chicks but secretly they do. 
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DiGornio is amazing isn't it....Hmmm...Now I'm hungry again.
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I was falling asleep and seen this commercial..a pizza delivery guy ate a Digornio piece of pizza...when he realized it was DiGornio he flipped out....
It's like a tire loving a pot hole! It's like a snow man loving the sun! Ahhhhh! LoL |
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...It's like a supermodel on 'roids...
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Topic:
JUDGMENTAL PEOPLE
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Ok i thought there was a place for 'rants and raves' So i just got my panties in bunch over comments to a post i just read and had my little venting session. Why? Why are people so judgmental? Especially when you don't have all the facts..WHY? You do know that your so called "opinions" can hurt right? My thing is, it is ok to have an opinion...You SHOULD have an opinion on your own, but don't be smart about your judgment. There are always two sides to a story, no matter what the situation is. Sometimes an outsiders perspective can be good, when once again YOU KNOW ALL THE FACTS. Idk...I guess it just made me mad cause i was in a situation and still kind of am with these haters that don't know me, the true story, or my situation but yet they spread their "opinion" to others about me which obviously isn't a very nice one. I'm a very open person, if you want to know something then just ask...dont make assumptions and then spread your infectious negativity to others just because you THINK you know what your talking about. Get a life and stay out of mine...especially since i didn't ask you for your opinion to begin with. UUGGGHHHHHH -ok- Exhale Annnnnnd... -wuuusaaaah- 
im judging you. just thought you should know ;-P Stop it stop it stop it stop it!!! Aaahhhhh 
I friggin luv that banana! |
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