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4am and can't sleep...
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Party? Thats the after school special.
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'FAKE' AND 'CRUEL'
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So fruity sex might help? I prefer pineapple sex myself, while screaming 'PUT IT IN MY SQUARE PANTS, PATRICK! YESSS YESSSSS!' |
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4am and can't sleep...
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Ive had a similar experiences honestly best way to fall asleep when you have such a problem ive found is to wear yourself out. Excercise till you have trouble standing, hot shower, party are all good. Never found benadryl to work for me. ......Thats because you have to snort it while injecting it between your toes. |
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Kids Say The Darndest Things
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When my daughter was young, she had put her shoes on the wrong feet. I looked at her and said, "Your shoes are on the wrong feet". She looked down and then back up at me and said "These are the only feet I have". Sooo cute!! 
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4am and can't sleep...
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Benadryl works wonders...As i have bad allergies a lot, it seems like at night too so that normally knocks me out. You can try reading too, especially when you know your tired try to read. Last resort could be watching The Notebook. Now i'm not judging but that always helps to put me to sleep 
Otherwise we can make an insomniacs club...I'll join but only for opposite reasons. Apparently I sleep too much, yet have an unhealthy sleeping pattern. Cheers to that one.... That's how I was a few years ago, then it gradually grew to this... I have gone 11 days with zero sleep at one point (i started hallucinating) I seriously thought I was going insane at that point, I got put on trazadone, a tranquilizer, but that stopped working a few months ago and now just makes me trip balls... I tried reading... I read my nephew to sleep lol. Hm, The Noteook may just work... I have tried watching it 4 times and ALWAYS fall asleep. But now that I want to sleep it prolly won't work and I'll just hate myself for watching it :p Yea i mean...if you actually do make it through the Notebook i would just end it at that point. LoL |
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Ladies I have a question?
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Yes..I intentionally shrink and discolor my mans attire.
Simply because i love walking down the street with a friggin Teletubby. |
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Cinco de crappo......
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LoL Couldn't come up with a better topic...This is the 3rd consecutive Cinco de Mayo that has pretty much sucked arse. I overslept after i got off work today...now i'm bored. I'm sneezing my brains out..literally. I think brain matter is seeping from my nostrils. I'm watching an infomercial about these awesome curlers that are like sea shells or whatever and i kind of want them but if i order something from an infomercial i think that would seal the deal for me (as far as getting old) ... anyway..and i'm surrounded with tissues full of...boogers and brain matter. Hope that mental picture turned you on. Of course if you weren't turned on you wouldn't be reading this...
I'm not even really sure what the point of this post is... Pod people...hmmm You ever have weird random thoughts? Obviously i do...Seriously though........ Pod people. Eek? |
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'FAKE' AND 'CRUEL'
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Not enough fiber in their diet perhaps......... 
I'm going to have to agree, but i think its a combination..not enough fiber or sex. True story. |
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4am and can't sleep...
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Benadryl works wonders...As i have bad allergies a lot, it seems like at night too so that normally knocks me out. You can try reading too, especially when you know your tired try to read. Last resort could be watching The Notebook. Now i'm not judging but that always helps to put me to sleep
Otherwise we can make an insomniacs club...I'll join but only for opposite reasons. Apparently I sleep too much, yet have an unhealthy sleeping pattern. Cheers to that one.... |
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Poor Spelling
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Lighten up, man. With all the smileys and lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllls you use, you shouldn't be so uptight! Sorry to hear...Life is short! But with that in mind you gotta keep it moving and make sure to live every day to the fullest. Now...if i could take my own advice. Hmmm 
On a side note...I've noticed that my typing and spelling skills have gone way down hill since I've been out of college. I think a refresher course may help with that.... |
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Edited by
MissB4ya
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Sun 05/06/12 01:11 AM
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Trying to figure out how to post this pic..
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I Dont Wanna Wait - Soja
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Jim Carrey (I don't see it) and Milton from "Office Space" (back when I was 75lbs heavier, wore thicker glasses and had a mustache and pocket protector). Nice! LoL |
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Kids Say The Darndest Things
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It's understandable. I don't judge. Dorks.. LoL |
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Estrogen killed the cat...
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Unfortunately I'm allergic to cats..
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Estrogen killed the cat...
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It seems like over the passed couple weeks my emotions have literally been all over the place. I know that there are many reasons but I'm over this crap! I'm tired of being emotional...someone give me a remedy to kill these silly *** emotions.
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Make sure the container has drain holes so the water is notstaying in the pot. I think that may be why...I found out its some sort of palm. Dont judge me ok..I'm not really into plants so yes i thought a palm was a fern. The new pot i bought doesnt have the holes in the bottom, i didnt think anything of it. |
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Hellooo! Of course i have! You know who your talking to  Oddly i like Vanilla Sky better though, i dont know why..it just seemed to have more of an affect on me.
That's why I was asking! It didn't have buckets of blood or rubber monsters, so I wanted to make sure. 
Buckets of blood....rubber monsters... -sigh You know the way to my heart |
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You ever go through a phase when everything gets you choked up? I guess this would be geared more towards the ladies...I can't say that i've cried over anything weird..I get choked up a lot when listening to music. I always cry when I watch Vanilla Sky. The funniest most ridiculous thing i've heard is a chick crying over a Campbells soup commercial. Vanilla Sky? The scene where they showed him his memory of walking with the woman was taken from the cover of a Dylan album- that really got to me and I never could watch that movie again. Everything about that movie makes me cry...its such a beautiful movie as well as story line. Which is saying a lot considering i prefer a nice gory horror B movie over "chick flicks" Have you seen the original Spanish film Vanilla Sky is a remake of? 'Open Your Eyes', excellent film. Hellooo! Of course i have! You know who your talking to Oddly i like Vanilla Sky better though, i dont know why..it just seemed to have more of an affect on me.
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Kids Say The Darndest Things
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Characters: My mami (grandma), My step dad (papa), and my nephew
Grandma: Steer clear of papa, he's on a rampage. Nephew: Why? Grandma: I dont know, he's in a bad mood. Papa: #$@% ______ @## _____ !! Nephew: CALM DOWN PAPA YOUR GOING TO HAVE AN ORGASM!! Grandma: ................ Papa: .............. Grandma: Um, where did you hear that? Nephew: On iCarly! His brain is going to explode! Grandma: Thats...ANEURYSM dear. |
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