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Topic: Kids Say The Darndest Things
MissB4ya Joined Wed 04/18/12 Posts: 526	Fri 05/04/12 11:36 AM
Characters: My mami (grandma), My step dad (papa), and my nephew Grandma: Steer clear of papa, he's on a rampage. Nephew: Why? Grandma: I dont know, he's in a bad mood. Papa: #$@% ______ @## _____ !! Nephew: CALM DOWN PAPA YOUR GOING TO HAVE AN ORGASM!! Grandma: ................ Papa: .............. Grandma: Um, where did you hear that? Nephew: On iCarly! His brain is going to explode! Grandma: Thats...ANEURYSM dear.

bhernandez Joined Sun 03/21/10 Posts: 14901	Fri 05/04/12 01:08 PM
oh i have tons of these. nephew one; -why does bianca get her own pizza? nephew two; -because she's vegetarian. nephew one; -i thought she was mexican.

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Fri 05/04/12 01:57 PM
Niece: "Why does uncle Matt watch all those weird movies?" ...I guess that's not really funny.

bhernandez Joined Sun 03/21/10 Posts: 14901	Fri 05/04/12 10:08 PM
sister; -i'm going to buy you a bible for your birthday. me; -i'm going to buy you a unicorn for your birthday. niece; -i want a unicorn for my birthday! me; -are unicorns real? niece; -no. sister; she's not stupid. me; is god real? niece; no. me; she's not stupid at all!

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Fri 05/04/12 10:13 PM
I was watching my 4 year old and my 3 year old nephews. The four year old gets a box of toys and dumps it in the hallway, making a big mess. The three year olds eyes get real big, he points to the mess and gasps and yells "It's beautiful!" The was pretty funny.

bhernandez Joined Sun 03/21/10 Posts: 14901	Fri 05/04/12 10:22 PM
I was watching my 4 year old and my 3 year old nephews. The four year old gets a box of toys and dumps it in the hallway, making a big mess. The three year olds eyes get real big, he points to the mess and gasps and yells "It's beautiful!" The was pretty funny. he's going to be an artist.

josie68 Joined Mon 11/22/10 Posts: 6270	Fri 05/04/12 11:39 PM
My kids where talking about their Dad at the table, when my youngest told them he didn't care what his dad did "He was just the man who donated my sperm, he's not here now." While I tried to stop laughing I asked where he had heard that. Apparently it was on Friends. He watched an episode on sperm donation. Time to turn the TV off.

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Sat 05/05/12 06:46 AM
I was watching my 4 year old and my 3 year old nephews. The four year old gets a box of toys and dumps it in the hallway, making a big mess. The three year olds eyes get real big, he points to the mess and gasps and yells "It's beautiful!" The was pretty funny. he's going to be an artist. Or she's going to be an art critic.

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Sat 05/05/12 11:29 AM
I was watching my 4 year old and my 3 year old nephews. The four year old gets a box of toys and dumps it in the hallway, making a big mess. The three year olds eyes get real big, he points to the mess and gasps and yells "It's beautiful!" The was pretty funny. he's going to be an artist. Or she's going to be an art critic. He's a he. I was watching my 4 year old and my 3 year old nephews. The four year old gets a box of toys and dumps it in the hallway, making a big mess. The three year olds eyes get real big, he points to the mess and gasps and yells "It's beautiful!" The was pretty funny. he's going to be an artist. I hope so. He's very smart.

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Sat 05/05/12 11:46 AM Edited by Torgo70 on Sat 05/05/12 11:47 AM
He's a he. I'm a poodle, I just learned to read.

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Sat 05/05/12 11:49 AM
He's a he. I'm a poodle, I just learned to read. I did hear that poodles have a hard time telling hes from shes, especially in text.

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Sat 05/05/12 11:50 AM
He's a he. I'm a poodle, I just learned to read. I did hear that poodles have a hard time telling hes from shes, especially in text. You all look alike to us.

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Sat 05/05/12 11:51 AM
It's understandable. I don't judge.

Rawrr_Girl Joined Sun 10/04/09 Posts: 4431	Sat 05/05/12 12:45 PM
Haha! :) Sometimes you invite a friend or whoever, over to your house, and then suddenly the kids will try their level best to show you up. I know this from how my younger sisters are, if one of my friends comes over. I just stick my tongue out at them. I take the mickey out of them right back. Only in a playful way though. Would never mean it nastily.

Rawrr_Girl Joined Sun 10/04/09 Posts: 4431	Sat 05/05/12 12:48 PM
My kids where talking about their Dad at the table, when my youngest told them he didn't care what his dad did "He was just the man who donated my sperm, he's not here now." While I tried to stop laughing I asked where he had heard that. Apparently it was on Friends. He watched an episode on sperm donation. Time to turn the TV off. Hilarious.

MissB4ya Joined Wed 04/18/12 Posts: 526	Sat 05/05/12 12:51 PM
It's understandable. I don't judge. Dorks.. LoL

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Sat 05/05/12 01:04 PM
It's understandable. I don't judge. Dorks.. LoL You're such a sweet talker. :P

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Sat 05/05/12 01:25 PM
It's understandable. I don't judge. Dorks.. LoL Mr. Dork... thank you very much.

bhernandez Joined Sun 03/21/10 Posts: 14901	Sat 05/05/12 02:44 PM
nephew; is pee the cousin of sweat?

TammyA Joined Sat 03/10/12 Posts: 300	Sat 05/05/12 07:27 PM
When my daughter was young, she had put her shoes on the wrong feet. I looked at her and said, "Your shoes are on the wrong feet". She looked down and then back up at me and said "These are the only feet I have".