...wouldn't say buttering up as much as paying him a much earned compliment...when I first got on here he boosted up my self esteem and he had a way of making me smile..probably a good thing I will never live near him...would have broke my heart ...stupid L word would have had him at a dead run for sure...lol...and his admiration of all the pretty ladies and the ladies that adore him...yup..just stick to admiring the veiw...

(He is not real, he is just here to prettify the forums.)

Welcome :-)

hahahahahahahaha

Hiyaaa I Am :)
Good morning to you young un

How are you today?
And what exciting plans have you got for today?

i read this thread an hour ago, but now i feel as though i need to read it again...

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/5-surprising-facts-dolphin-sex-3665983

Hello....ladies I am currently filling a repertoire for an art exhibition titled "It's in the eyes" anyone with wild hair and eyes that speak volumes...if you would be so kind as to send me your portrait pictures to draw. I would be most appreciative!

Yes there's one thing and one thing only. You can say Hi back :)

Thank you.

...your very pretty...pretty handsome, pretty funny, pretty smart...

This will be lengthy but....here goes.

Years ago I worked for a company that played a big part in this foundation that was called Communities Caring at Christmas. Now, I am a firm believer in that every child needs to have (at the very least) one great Christmas that they will always cherish. I never lacked for that but I knew there were those children out there who did. Anyways, donating to this was cool because you would actually choose a child (it was similar to the old angel tree setups you would see in Mall's) and the child would have a list of things they were asking Santa for. That year I actually bought for three kids, simply because I could afford to and I wanted to.

As I brought the gifts in to work and handed them to lady who was in charge of CCC, she looked at the gifts and saw that I had written "From: Santa" on the tags. She paused and asked me why I did this? I looked puzzled at her until she asked don't you want them to know who sent the gifts. I said sure I do....and I pointed to the name of Santa. She actually shook her head and said I was missing out on a tax write off or something. To this I simply turned to her and made a comment....a comment I remember, to this day, word for word.

"Mam....these kids....they live a life where they see a struggle on a daily basis. The one bright spot for them this Christmas is that Santa will read that card that they put what they wanted on and hope he will bring it to them. I remember one Christmas morning when I woke up and saw the 10 speed bicycle I had so desperately wanted parked by the Christmas tree.....the joy that filled my soul. I was a believer in Santa then and I am a believer in him now....it's just that I am now given the wonderful opportunity to do it. These kids don't care for a Charles......but if they see Santa's name on that present then they will believe.....and they will keep that believe with them as they grow. I know these children will wake up happy and that is more than enough for me. Do I wish I could see their faces when they first look upon these gifts? You bet I do. Right now I am just thankful that I am able to do this....and I do not need a tax write off to tell me so."

I walked away realizing how much I wanted to give.....simply because it is within my nature to do so. Sure I want things for myself....but what I realized was when I had more than enough for me that I wanted to give back......philanthropy they call it.....and so I feel my purpose is to be a giver like this. Maybe one day I will be rich.......not filthy but to the point where giving is my way of helping. I work hard and yes....I do earn a nice income....but I give more away than I keep and that is totally fine with me. This year I bought my Mom and Dad the vacation she had always wanted. She was upset I did because she wants me to take care of myself. But for me, it was a small gift to a woman who has given me more than I could ever repay.

Money isn't all their is to give. Time is a big one too....giving of your time to help those who ask (and don't abuse it). I may run myself ragged at times however, in the end, I feel better knowing that I was able to help. It's just who I am.

Anyways....so now you made me post a serious response....so.....let's talk about sex!

Yup.. I'm out of here to have fun see all of you later.. and no worries I don't think I'm going to be poking any eyes out anytime soon with this limp biscuit of mine lol

Seriously, I'm off to a BBQ...have fun people. No1, put that away.

Yup.. right behind you sir..O great now I get excited lol

Well, will you look at the time? Is that my car alarm?

Ah, No1 don't we have that thing at that place?

..shhhhhh. . I was hoping they would not notice lol no problem brother