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The Washcloth..............



Ladies this has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a
woman alive today who won't crack up over this!



I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.



Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me
that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just
packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around
8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have
any time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when
making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the
full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet

the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick
wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the
washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car
and raced to my appointment.



I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table,
looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in
Paris or some other place a million miles away.

I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an
extra effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond.



After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest
of the day was normal . Some shopping, cleaning, cooking.



After school when my 6 year old daugh ter was playing, she called out
from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my w ashcloth?" I told her to get
another one from the cupboard.



She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all
my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."



Never going back to that doctor ever.

"Old age is like flying in a plane through a storm---; once your in it
you cannot just decide to get off.

N8, that was funny

Well NYC, I have never looked at devs profile. I was jsut wondering
where the jealous thing came from.
Thank you for straightening me out.

Jealous? I just read the whole thread and didn't see any of that. Where
did that come from?

Sorry keiraaa but I had to look.

But don't worry, I never get in any inbox where I'm not
wanted.

LMAO spay

Is this a competition? Hmmmmmmm, I better change my tactics.

it's usually the younger guys that hit on me. I know your frustration,
it is very annoying.

Good luck in getting the old men out of your inbox.

Check this site out, it is a national sex offender registry. Just enter
your zip code and see what comes up. I was shocked to see how many were
in my neighborhood.


http://www.familywatchdog.us/

not with me. I like it alot, public, private, any kind at all

The only white flag I know of is to surrender.

deactivating it will remove it from public view. I don't think you can
actually delete it.

greasy feathertush

OMG, that isn't very appealing is it?

This is funny, check it out


http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/9654/paternitymadnessvu1.gif

Well I'm no lady and I'm not gay either but that sounds like alot of
fun. I don't think you'll have a problem finding someone with that bait.
Good luck d_r and welcome to the site.

maybe the stares are because the guys are wondering why you don't have
someone under your arm. You are a pretty young lady. I often do that
unintentionally, usually a pretty girl like yourself has someone with
her.

back at you there buttons




hehehe

Are you saying Spay hasn't written you yet? I bet he's writing you now
but be warned, he is a player

And I thought no one paid any attention to what i say. Hmmmmmmmm maybe
it is time for a little sip, it's cold as heck here in
mississippi

I agree txs. I heard she hated her mom.