After a woman gave birth to her baby, her doctor
stood solemnly at her bedside,

"I have something I must tell you about your baby."

"What's wrong?" the alarmed mother asked.
"Your baby is a hermaphrodite."

"What's that?"
"It means your baby has both male and female parts."

"Oh my God that's wonderful!" the woman exclaimed.
"You mean it has a penis and a brain?"

Even though I never talked to him, I MISS THE BEAR

well that sucks.

cybear was banned? dang, there was never a freindlier bear since smokey.
Come on guys! I didn't see the threads that caused this but geeeeez. Be
real, this is life and life isn't always friendly either. Maybe yall are
being a little too trigger happy?

I googled it

Joey Gregorash - Together

On this day..
we stand together
and pledge our love to one another.
oh my darlin'
i will love you
from this moment..
there will be no other.

and on this road
that lies before us
lives the love, the joy and sorrow
but we will always
try to remember
the pain today
is the joy tomorrow

and now together, together
love will be much better (yes it will)
together together
our love we'll share
and forever forever
love will keep us together
together together
our lives will change

but until then
til then, we will follow
follow this road endlessly
for we believe
that we have found love
from this moment
from this moment until forever

and now together, together
love will be much better (yes it will)
together together
our love we'll share
and forever forever
love will keep us together
together together
our lives are gonna change

oh, together, together
love will be much better (yes it will)
together together
our lives are gonna change
forever forever
love will keep us together
together together..

our lives will change

I'd love to help but don't have a clue.

OMG, you're on a roll. Hilarious, thanks for the laughs.

Oh my, another one. keep it going girl.

sanford and son

LMAO!!!!!! good one marilyn

the andy griffith show. I loved barney, he still makes me laugh today
when I see the reruns. I even named my dog i got last year Barney.

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?"
She asked.

"Hunting Flies"
He responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?"
She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.


Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"
He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone."

Hi, welcome to JSH. There is no chatroom but they do have IM's here.
Good luck in finding what you seek.

especially kennedy and his girls looked mo better

alot of nickelback lately

Thanks for the clean up in aisle 1 van or mike

Dude, how many times you gonna post this? it's getting old quick.

you have the right idea, just jump right in. Find a topic that interests
you and start posting, or better yet start your own thread.
There are some great folks here. Good luck in finding what you seek and
have fun.

I went to the first elite extreme combat a few weeks back, it was here
in mississippi and was on showtime live. It was awesome, the feature
bout was frank shamrock vs one of the gracies. i can't remember which
one. shamrock got dq'd for kneeing him in the back of the head. They had
the stretcher out for gracie but he managed to walk out on his own. But
the best fight of the night was between 2 women, they stood toe to toe
for 3 rds. It was awesome.