Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more
stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and
forward it to friends and family and
co-workers.

Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so
they know you participated.

And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide
as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain
Underpants and the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey,
in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...So:

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New
first name:

a = snickle

B = doombah

c = goober

d = cheesey

e = crusty

f = greasy

G = dumbo

h = farcus

I = dorky

j = doofus

k = funky

l = boobie

m = sleezy

n = sloopy

O = fluffy

p = stinky

q = slimy

R = dorfus

S = snooty

t = tootsie

U = dipsy

v = sneezy

w = liver

x = skippy

y = dink y

z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
??? half of your new last name:

a = dippin

B = feather

c = batty

d = burger

e = chicken

f = barffy

G = lizard

h = waffle

I = farkle

j = monkey

k = flippin

l = fricken

m = bubble

n = rhino

O = potty

p = hamster

q = buckle

R = gizzard

S = lickin

t = snickle

U = chuckle

v = pickle

w = Hubble

x = dingle

y = gorilla

z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second
??? half of your new last name:

a = butt

B = boob

c = face

d = nose

e = hump

f = breath

G = pants

h = shorts

I = lips

j = honker

k = head

l = tush

m = chunks

n = dunkin

O = brains

p = biscuits

q = toes

R = doodle

S = fanny

t = sniffer

U = sprinkles

v = frack

w = squirt

x = humperdinck

y = hiney

z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Now when you SEN D THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day;
adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your
day.

My new name is: Sleezy Wafflebrains


Who's next?

Doombah Chucklefanny.


OMG's I'm related to Bush. Vote for me! Vote for me!

mine is boobie gizzard butt

LOL... That's cute.
My new name is Snooty Picklelips!

Cheesy Pottysprinkles
What a mind picture from that.
IIIIICCCCCKKKKK

From this day forward my new name shall be Goober Hamsterhump.


Hmmm Questioning the last name here people.

S = SLUGGO
F = FANTA
R = RAGS
W = WHISPER TO A SCREAM

great now I am gooba chickentush
LMAO, I RATHER BE CALLED SILLY

I'm Dorfus Chickenbutt

My new name is Sloopy PottyFanny.....I do not like this name I want a
new one!!

snooty pottydoodle here!lol oh man! this cute.lol

but that is going by my full first name.
otherwise it is crusty pottydoodle.lol.i prefer the first one though.

tootsie battypants here...now there is an image

Snickle Bubblelips. HHHmmm I kinda like it.

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I wonder if Kim will like her new last Name?

No Way, I don't want my last name to be Bubblelips. Hey Babe why don't
we take my last name (Wafflebrains).

lol My new name is Sloopy Pottybrain....

What? You don't want to be called Sleezy Bubblelips? Well Then I might
have to think on asking you to marry me.



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Ok, Ok, I'll take it! Bubblelips it is.