fav couple is iam and lamom

let's start a thread, what is your favorite here at JSH

My fav person is CCP

My fav person for advice is Kojack

My fav for funny replys is spay

Let's see if this flies

oops bill, that was for jayyy

hottttttttt

beauty, inside and out

Hi Lisa, welcome to the asylum. I'm sure you will enjoy your stay here.

good one marilyn

A girl can't be too safe these days. Make lots of copies of the list.
Have a great time on your trip.

whew, it sure is warm in here. Hi Jayyy, welcome to JSH. Just be patient
and I'm sure you will find what you are seeking.

A big hello and welcome to you too Saaam.

Hi Chuck, welcome to JSH. I'm sure you will make many friends here. It
is a really cool site.

I share your passion too, there's nothing like the wind in your face.
Keep the rubber on the road. have fun cruising.

LMAO, now that was funny

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Bubba and his speedo

Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to
attract the girls.
He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice.
"It's those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old
fool.. They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a
pair of Speedos-about two sizes too little and drop a fist-sized tater
down inside them. I'm telling ya man...ya'll have all the babes you
want!"
The following weekend, Bubba hits the swimming hole with his spanking
new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato.

Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering
their faces, turning way, laughing, looking sick!
Bubba went back to his buddy Billy-Bob and asked him, "What's wrong
now?"

"Lord-Almighty!" said Billy-Bob, "the tater goes in the front!"

I'm about a half mile south of Memphis. Good luck with your search, and
welcome to JSH

LOL good one!!!

I saw it yesterday (for the second time) and it is one of the best
movies I have seen in a very long time. I think everyone will enjoy it
even if you don't ride. It's way funny!!!!!!

He is too old. I think they would do better with the draft.

now that was funny, thanks for sharing kev

Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what
he had. Bubba said, Shingles. So she wrote down his name, address,
medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he
had.

Bubba said, Shingles So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete
medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba
said, Shingles. So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure
test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes
and wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba
said, shingles. The doctor asked, Where?

Bubba said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want them ??

oh my, I'm a emotional alcoholic that gives great head.

I must have been really drunk

A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase some


sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that
range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the
price.
He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the
lingerie
home.



He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs,


put it on and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, 'I
have an
idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put
it on,
but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500
refund for myself'.



So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, 'Good Lord!, you'd think that for $500,


they'd at least have ironed it.


He never heard the shot.

Funeral is Sunday.