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"you're totally weird, no really ..."
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Topic:
Just chat
Edited by
@blrguy74
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Tue 10/01/19 11:54 PM
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Topic:
"and now for something ..."
Edited by
@blrguy74
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Sun 09/29/19 07:28 PM
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... somewhat different.
A man, whose wife has an identical twin, wants divorce. Judge asks why. Man says, sometimes when I come home, my wife's twin is home in her place and I end up sleeping with her. Judge says "surely, there must be some difference?". Man says "Yes, that is why I want the divorce". From this Monty Python sketch. |
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Topic:
messages I didn't send
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Hey all. My recent activity has been showing that I have messaged certain people when I actually haven't. Is this a glitch of some sort or have I been hacked? Thanks for any help. If you've been "playing" the "game" called "mutual match", that thingy sends a message on your behalf when there's a match (on both sides). If the activity shows "<username> wants to meet you" at around the same time as your suspicious messages, it's most definitely the mutual match thingy. It would help to check the contents of the messages sent if they are still in your inbox. If they aren't there, that would be suspicious. |
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Topic:
2 kinds of jokes here
Edited by
@blrguy74
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Tue 09/24/19 05:33 PM
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There seems to be 2 kind of jokes that women here .. interesting observation ... 1) Seem to like .. An old nurse is talking to her young colleague and says to her, “My new patient has the weirdest tattoo on his penis. It’s the word SWAN.” The young nurse is intrigued and so she persuades the old nurse to swap patients with her so she can see the strange tattoo too. Afterwards, the young nurse reports back to the old one, “You don’t read very well. The tattoo says SASKATOON SASKATCHEWAN.” among them I hope one can explain why the letters in "WAN" remained visible together ... |
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Topic:
Is the occult religion?
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What is religion to one might be occult to the other.
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Topic:
Eggs
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...guy walks into a bar. So the guy behind him ducked. .. Horse walks into a bar, the barman asks "Why the long face?" (rubbing hands in glee but also apologizing in advance ...) Three dyslexic guys are lost in the middle of nowhere and too tired to walk any further. They all start shouting for help till their voices turn hoarse. One saddles up and rides away. The second plays dead and gets a ride to the cemetery. The third has a wild night. |
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Topic:
instant home-made joke
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when the going gets tough ...
roughage may get you going. |
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Topic:
Matches keep geting deleted
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When the match is trying to communicate the page goes to the same telling me the match partner ID has been deleted.
that's the same message you'd get if they blocked you, so there's no straightforward way to tell whether the profile is really deleted or they blocked you. |
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Topic:
Sex or chocolate 😉
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sex or chocolate? perfect pick-up line. for me both 
the only possible reply. |
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If Bir had not posted the cartoons I would have maintained my silence but Sir Bir this is the saddest truth. "BLR" is the airport code for bengaLooru. I happened to read Asterix comics when in school and any sentence that deems a group of people crazy reminds me of that thing Obelix is doing there. We surely are crazy in the way we use roads. |
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Edited by
@blrguy74
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Sat 09/14/19 09:20 PM
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I have driven on the roads in the East, and I've got to say, "you folks are crazy", when it comes to driving. 
But over here in the U.S. it is getting worse every day. I guess we are beginning to catch up with the rest of the world.
no small thanks to some of us infiltrating, i'm sure while i'm at it, what the heck 
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Edited by
@blrguy74
on
Sat 09/14/19 07:19 PM
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Well sure, makes sense, people are more attentive and careful on bad roads than they are on good ones. I see people on our hyways every day, reading, chatting on their phones, eating their lunch, fussing with something in the back seat, while driving 80mph. On really bad narrow bumpy curvy roads, everyone has both hands on the wheel, are staring straight ahead and going well below the speed limit. That reasoning is understandable, but here in Bangalore (where this guy is minister) there have been enough cases of two-wheeler riders losing balance and falling under buses and trucks, because they couldn't negotiate potholes - sometimes because the road was under water. Again, in many of the cases the rider was going at an unsafe speed as well. Also these are mostly inside the city, not on highways. I guess the ideal situation that some of us would like is for the roads to be great and the users to follow rules, not speed etc. Not gonna happen, huh? I know I used to feel sleepy on my motorcycle on a short "good" stretch of city road on the way home at 11pm ... (edit) Also here we have a conveniently lax attitude towards following traffic rules, there is always a good chance you're following all the rules and get hit by a vehicle coming the wrong way. So recently the central ("federal"?) minister for roads introduced steep hikes in fines for traffic violations, but the states are cutting down the fines to placate the masses. |
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Topic:
Really young men
Edited by
@blrguy74
on
Wed 09/11/19 02:43 AM
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possible kinds of guys, apart from those genuinely interested:
1. guys who will simply try with just about anyone regardless of their own preferences, much less the woman's 2. scammers who wanna make you think they love you so that you'll send them money 3. cougar-hunters note that this site has an automatic mechanism that creates ad pages for search engines where your profile will be categorized into things like "teen", "MILF", "BBW", "cougar" etc. like if you google "springfield cougar dating" you will find one of the first few hits will be a page on this site, where profiles of springfield women older than a certain age (30 or 35 i forget) will be listed. other categories depend on whether you're above a weight limit or have kids etc. i guess you get the idea. edit: the "automatic mechanism" is just my guess, it definitely looks like that. |
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Topic:
housewife
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guys it's very easy to get a housewife who is available for you
marry a girl who doesn't want to work. |
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Topic:
A tractor
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:D speaking Of tractors, you Might already know about the one who's in the building business and always Brings a pro to the site. the Contractor with the protractor he says his gErman counterparts hate him ... those deTractors. Seems like another skeleton joke When a joke is put on a retractor. :D good one |
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Shame, as tom says, much is learnt by things that go wrong. Just look at the space shuttle and how much was put into that and a silly little o ring made it fail. True, so the least we can hope rightaway is the development of better telemetry, triaging techniques and improved quality control. |
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With science, what doesn't work is often just as important, if not more important than what does work. In life, we learn some of the most important lessons when we fail. Its called "WISDOM". Well said. The earlier we realize the value of trying and failing, all the more better for us as individuals and as societies etc. |
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Thanks jaish, as usual each reply of yours is further enlightening.
On another note, while praise is pouring in to ISRO from every corner, some Pakistani leaders are making noises as can be expected. Not to dwell on that part, it reminds me how sad it is to have bad leaders as we ourselves do in many parts of India. So many Pakistani citizens have come out in support of ISRO that it makes me think these are the people who help keep hope alive for the common man well into the future. Your note about India and China collaborating reminded me of this. |
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There are already some very good hypotheses floating around what might haave happened, including what jaish said about landing in a crater. So I realize my conspiracy theory has very little merit, but I am tempted because both Beresheet and Chandrayaan-2 seem to have failed in very similar ways. Please ignore.
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