Topic: 2 kinds of jokes here
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Tue 09/24/19 09:09 AM
Edited by jaish on Tue 09/24/19 09:09 AM
There seems to be 2 kind of jokes that women here ..

1) Seem to like ..


An old nurse is talking to her young colleague and says to her, “My new patient has the weirdest tattoo on his penis. It’s the word SWAN.”

The young nurse is intrigued and so she persuades the old nurse to swap patients with her so she can see the strange tattoo too.

Afterwards, the young nurse reports back to the old one, “You don’t read very well. The tattoo says SASKATOON SASKATCHEWAN.”



2) And the ones they would like to see get deleted


The nurse told the parents of a newly born child, “You have a cute baby.”

The smiling husband said, “I bet you say that to all new parents.”

“No,” she replied, “just to those whose babies really are good-looking.”

The husband again asked “So what do you say to the others?”

The nurse replied, “The baby looks just like you.”


( Lifted from a web site for nurses.)

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Tue 09/24/19 09:12 AM
laugh

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Tue 09/24/19 09:43 AM
laugh
keep them both jaish

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Tue 09/24/19 01:15 PM
laugh I like both of them jaish :thumbsup:

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Tue 09/24/19 05:28 PM
Edited by @blrguy74 on Tue 09/24/19 05:33 PM

There seems to be 2 kind of jokes that women here ..


interesting observation ...


1) Seem to like ..


An old nurse is talking to her young colleague and says to her, “My new patient has the weirdest tattoo on his penis. It’s the word SWAN.”

The young nurse is intrigued and so she persuades the old nurse to swap patients with her so she can see the strange tattoo too.

Afterwards, the young nurse reports back to the old one, “You don’t read very well. The tattoo says SASKATOON SASKATCHEWAN.”


among them I hope one can explain why the letters in "WAN" remained visible together ...