Erm , psychedelics aren't addictive
I take it back, I'm going off this thread.
Where are the stories relating to the psychedelic experiences
And yes, I'm great believer it will allow you to know yourself better, and is quite fascinating and perfectly natural

Erm , yeah
Do E's or MDMA count? I'd say so

1 time I did some mushrooms on my own, and had a pretend 3 way conversation, between, myself, Indiana Jones and Scooby Doo. About who was going to make a cup of tea, get the biscuits and roll a spliff
It turns out it was me, who had to do all 3
Well, somebody had to chill those fuc%*∆π out. The floor was covered with blue snakes, probably because the carpet was blue, and well Scooby was scared, and Indy, doesn't like snakes

Then there was the time smoking Salvia Divanorum, can't remember the exact strength, I think it x 30. In a bong, it put me out, and to be honest, I was scared, but still glad I did it. I might go into that in more detail, if anybody else puts any interesting stories. It was not scary in a spliff, and I stayed conscious. I was sat, on the edge of my bed, and I literally felt like somebody grabbed my shoulders, and pulled me 40 foot into the air. My body was still normal, except for when I peered over the edge of the bed, my shins ( from my knees to my feet) were 40 foot long. I confess I was a little scared, as I'm not fond of heights, but it was a blast. Salvia is by far and away, the strongest psychedelic I've done. Its actually a relatively short experience, but when you go out, time loses all meaning, so it may as well be several lifetimes
I'm looking forward to this thread

Couple of drinks
Loosen your goose ( that means masturbate)
An indica spliff

Indica space cake

Or , but this 1 is only for very rare occasions as it is addictive in a bad way

A few Valium or some other benzodiazepam type of drug
Indica spliff

We live in a political world
Love don't have any place
We're living in times
Where men commit crimes
And crime don't have any face.

We live in a political world
Icicles hanging down
Wedding bells ring
And angels sing
Clouds cover up the ground.

We live in a political world
Wisdom is thrown in jail
It rots in a cell
Is misguided as hell
Leaving no one to pick up a trail.

We live in a political world
Where mercy walks the plank
Life is in mirrors
Death disappears
Up the steps into the nearest bank.

We live in a political world
Where courage is a thing of the past
Houses are haunted
Children unwanted
The next day could be your last.

We live in a political world
The one we can see and feel
But there's no one to check
It's all a stacked deck
We all know for sure that it's real.

We live in a political world
In the cities of lonesome fear
Little by little
You turn in the middle
But you're never sure why you're here.
We live in a political world
Under the microscope
You can travel anywhere
And hang yourself there
You always got more than enough rope.

We live in a political world
Turning and trashing about
As soon as you're awake
You're trained to take
What looks like the easy way out.

We live in a political world
Where peace is not welcome at all
It's turned away from the door
To wander some more
Or put up against the wall.

We live in a political world
Everything is hers and his
Climb into the frame
And shout God's name
But you're never sure what it is.

Well I couldn't possibly have just 1 favourite
But here's a verse, I've deliberately left the last 2 lines of the verse off, as that would probably make it easy for a lot of folks, if your guessing, who it's by

Maggie comes fleet foot
Face full of black soot
Talkin' that the heat put
Plants in the bed but
The phone's tapped anyway
Maggie says that many say
They must bust in early May
Orders from the D.A. Look out kid
Don't matter what you did
Walk on your tip toes
Don't tie no bows
Better stay away from those
That carry around a fire hose
Keep a clean nose
Watch the plain clothes

What do you call a Russian with 1 testicle?

Ivor Bollockov

What do you call a Russian with 3 testicles?

Whodyanicka Bollockov

Lol, ouch, groan, silly sod

Maybe try who's online at the time, and in your area, that's probably your best bet, good luck

Captains log - Star date - Blah blah blah

Can the Amazon rainforests keep up with my current rate of tissue usage?

1 Chicken Tikka Mango chutney sandwich
A packet of pickled onion monster munch
2 maple pecan plaits

Correct nutrient uptake is vital

The ante has been upped. I was forced to walk the many miles that is the 100 yards or so to the closest Tesco
Where I managed to procure a further 2 steak slices, and other assorted items, after stalking them , from behind my shopping basket
For some reason I find picturing Larsi in a French maids outfit strangely soothing
As well as 1 or 2 other folks, who shall remain unnamed, for fear of reprisals

Somebody wants me to put mustard in a bath?

Is it a woman, disguised as a man, wanting to punish me, as she's reached her lunar cycle, and therefore wishes to kill, all men?

Is she in league with the malevolent team of devils, that currently reside in my head,( quite how they manage to make my eyeballs ache remains unknown) trying to tenderise my skull from the inside, like a piece of steak, and she wishes to season me?

It's a chance I have to take

By some miracle the only tins of mustard powder available in the jungle that was Tesco, were exactly 2 ounces

Perhaps there is a god, it remains to be seen.

Apparently it may turn me into an elephant, so it's not all bad news, as women seem to have an affinity for said creatures

Sit wrap
I made it through the night

Survival guide
Yorkshire Tea
2 beers ( optional)
Kellogs crunchy peanut butter clusters
Ibuprofen
1000 mg soluble vitamin C
Sudafed ( thank you gods and goddess's)
1 Tesco salad
Orange juice
Banana
2 fudge yoghurts

There was once a sherbert dip
That had the urge to quip
But locked in a vice
He was whipped, yes thrice
Said begone or I think I'll flip

'Twas beneath the shadow of the silvery moon,
Began the realization, of a forgotten buffoon,
Whose hopes and dreams had come to pass,
alas, alas, alas
Where am I now, he thought to himself? Am I here? Am I somebody else?
Who could I be? And why?
Is it me, I cry?
I think it's you, said a far off near voice,
you used to be you, but now your somebody else
Am I the same, as I was before ?
Of course, but now your different, and there's more?
More of what, I ask, pray do tell
You do not know? Why don't you ask yourself?
I tried that once, when I closed my eyes,
it came to pass, and I realized,
soliloquy, is me, is it true?
or a divine intervention, from me to you

'Twas beneath the shadow of the silvery moon,
Began the realization, of a forgotten buffoon,

I hope they don't strike this off, on the pity seeking principle, because I'll admit straight of the bat, I am feeling quite sorry for myself, and a little pity, would not go amiss , although usually it's something I would detest

But I have recently contracted the most heinous and wicked ailment ever devised, in the grand scheme of things. The most awful and dreadful thing, known as

Man flu

Its gone to my chest, probably because of my filthy nicotine habit.
I shall most likely, suffer, wail and groan for 2 weeks, before being forced to go and see those horrid doctors I hate so much, in the hope they will give me some anti biotics

Unfortunately I have nobody to serve me pies in a French maids outfit ( the only known source, of temporary relief ) thus the suffering, will be particularly horrid

I did thankfully buy and eat a steak slice, so at least that's something

I'm not sure exactly how to respond to this, but I'll try
There have been a few double standards between men and women, for quite some time.
I'm sure many of the ladies, could name quite a few
1 of these, is that, it is wrong to hit women. Now I do believe, that, that is true.
But it's also wrong, for a woman to hit man, maybe not as wrong. But if somebody of the same sex hits you, you can hit them back. Thus a women, knowing that a man can't hit her, shouldn't hit him.
Also, women often joke about cutting of a mans bits.
If the woman in question was not serious about cutting them off, but was serious, that she was unhappy you were flirting with somebody else, then god bless her.

If she was serious, what in the hell were you doing with her anyway
Likewise, if she has been unfaithful

This is terrible news

The world went quite mad, quite a long time ago I think. In fact I'm not sure that it has ever been sane in my lifetime

Respect and fear, are 2 different things
I have no respect for the law / law makers / law enforcers , as a whole, but I do fear them

I heard it through the grapevine

The Amy Winehouse and Paul Weller version

https://youtu.be/erGNSQMJ79Q

Sex and drugs and rock and roll

Ian Drury and the Blockheads

Sex and drugs and rock and roll
Are very good indeed
Keep your silly ways or throw them out the window
The wisdom of your ways, I've been there and I know
Lots of other ways, what a jolly bad show
If all you ever do is business you don't like

It was when first seeing that, as a kid, that my mind, was totally blown, and I came to the realisation, that I am in fact, a lesbian

https://themuslimvibe.com/faith-islam/in-history/heres-what-malcolm-x-had-to-say-about-zionism