I saw a hindu goddess
I saw Kali
Somebody asked me, if I could see a hindu god, which 1 would I choose to see
I chose Kali
It was in India
The person who asked me was Catholic
Kali looks scary, I hope anybody who is offended by that, will forgive me
Sure, I'm sure, plenty of folks can give alternate possibilities, of what caused me to see, what I saw, and heck, they might be right
But who knows, maybe I did see her, I sure saw something
( I bring this up, because of a comment a page or 2 ago, that asked why some Hindu people see the god, they've chosed to worship, or something like that )
Have you heard of the hindu sect the Aghori? Check that out

God is in the council?
Councils are notoriously bad, and Leeds City Council, is even seen as notoriously bad amongst other councils
In this case, isn't that like a committee?
Omg, I hate committees and there petty inflated beaurocracy and clipboards

That's all I can think of
God chilling with some other unknowns
No doubt his brethren
And saying look, this war is okay, that 1 is not, no women in the snooker room
Now let's vote on Judas, put the balls in the bag
Never mind those in the land of nod, they are not of my lineage, I'm gonna make a dude, to have kids to mate with them, so a few thousand years from now, our young un , also known as the messiah, will be born, and then die for their sins, but I'm not a Jewish God, but, let's be mysterious, tell a Jewish dude, about this, in a Jewish language, get them to write it in a Jewish holy book, and then tell them, I'm not Jewish, because I've started a new religion, because I'm a new god
Is that clear?.
ERM, not really God
But that spliff down . ( cue thunderbolt) all those in favor say aye
Aye

If you go down in the woods today
You're sure of a big surprise
If you go down in the woods today
You'd better go in disguise!

For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain
Because today's the day the
Teddy Bears have their picnic

Picnic time for Teddy Bears
The little Teddy Bears are having
A lovely time today
Watch them, catch them unawares
And see them picnic on their holiday

See them gaily gad about
They love to play and shout
They never have any cares
At six o'clock their Mommies and Daddies
Will take them home to bed
Because they're tired little Teddy Bears


Every Teddy Bear who's been good
Is sure of a treat today
There's lots of marvelous things to eat
And wonderful games to play

Beneath the trees where nobody sees
They'll hide and seek as long as they please
'Cause that's the way the
Teddy Bears have their picnic

Picnic time for Teddy Bears
The little Teddy Bears are having
A lovely time today
Watch them, catch them unawares
And see them picnic on their holiday

See them gaily gad about
They love to play and shout
They never have any cares
At six o'clock their Mommies and Daddies
Will take them home to bed
Because they're tired little Teddy Bears
Because they're tired little Teddy Bears

Teddy bears picnic, a song by Anne Murray

Clear evidence of tired Teddy Bears from the land of nod
The cats allow this, as they like to polish of the leftovers of the picnic
Also they have a great empathy for any creature, that likes a bit of a snooze

An independent?
And the religon of Tom!

When I meet cats, they tell me I should refer to them, as their royal highness, acknowledge their divine status, feed them should they will it
And in return, they may ( or may not ) allow me to stroke them
God and his pals, the other gods, and goddesses, are in fact cats, and I can assure you, they are highly amused by all this

Anybody else being picking exotic fauna?

I spent yesterday morning, doing so, had wet feet for about 3 hours.
At first I did not find what I was looking for, and that includes 3 rams in what I previously thought was an empty field, eyeing me, with what I can only describe as, intent, which I confess, I felt a tad unnerved by
I was considering giving up, due to said wet feet, not finding anything, and my uncertainty as to whether said rams, were considering attacking or mating with me, or possibly both ( although by this time, I'd found a new field, that was empty of animals) when I saw a rainbow, and thought to myself, that's a good omen
Reinvigorated, by said omen, I persevered, and low and behold, shortly afterwards, I made my discovery ( there's gold in them there hills )
After a quick wash,( well for them, i myself decided a soak in the bath, was definitely in order ) some time was spent drying, and today, I went mad, and purchased a jar, to store, said treasure

I'd just like to interject by saying
No, you really, do not give simple answers
Really, really, not at all

I'm tired
So I'll be brief
So now it's like god invented a time machine in order to prove his existence through lineage, like royal families
It's all very bizarre to me, and makes no sense
And I totally agree, I'd love to hear Spikes take on it

He did write a book called the Bible, and he was a kind and funny soul

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

Spike Milligan

I don't think he was dissing Dr Seuss

The point is, your always saying, look to the Torah, for the correct translation, etc.

But the Torah is Jewish
They don't believe in the concept of Satan or the resurrection
So it's like you can't have your cake, and eat it
Well both the Torah and Koran mention Jesus, so that's proof of Jesus, plus A, B and C
But it's not. To some extent, it may prove a person called Jesus existed
But seen as neither Muslims or Jews, believe in the resurrection, or that he was the son of god, it doesn't really prove anything
2 fundamental things, in Christianity, are Satan and the resurrection
So any scource you choose to prove, can also be used to disprove
And it seems nutty, god appeared, to a Jew, gave him the Torah / bible etc, and then said, don't be Jewish anymore

And isn't it a tad unbelievable god just appeared to a few people, and said, right, your my chosen people, not the others, you lot

Oh, we are the chosen people, do as we instruct, and we might share with you the knowledge that the supreme being has entrusted us with

No room for a con job there, at all

I mean which is more likely, A) they invented this .. Or B) God really did speak to them, and say, you lot are my favourite

I'm an open minded person, and I like to ask questions, and to try to understand things

This is 1 of the main reasons I don't like religion
Its like asking, where's my cheque
And being told, have faith, it's in the post
And only being told that, after a few hours, and 10000 other words
I instinctively, don't believe it

You neatly side step the point and the question

Why aren't you Jewish?

I don't think Jewish people believe in a concept of Satan

I do believe 3 times, I have asked you 3 simple questions
Questions, a 5 year old, might ask
And while you answered
This 5 year old, says your talking baloney
He sees that you in fact, did not answer the question
You just seemed like, you wished it to appear, that you answered the question.


If I ask you, if you want a cheese or a jam sandwich
Then a 1000 word answer involving Stephen Hawking, and mentioning the words jam and cheese, does not really answer the question
And seeks to befuddle, a simple question
Making 1, all the less trusting of you

It ain't rocket science

It seems weird, that to validate the Bible
You have to use the Torah
That would seem like, they're either the same, or different
So if they're the same, then why have 2 different religions
And if they're different, surely you can't just pick and choose which bits you like

Don't they reckon the apple represents the hidden knowledge, and you of course, need somebody to brainwash... Cough..I mean educate you, with the correct knowledge from the correct sources, and so on, as your eyes glaze over, just as theirs start to twinkle.
Sarcy , but true

Who made cider? From the apple?
I saw a program about some ( I think they were Amish, could've been Mormons, not sure ) religious teens, come to Britain for the first time.
They were homed with some 'regular' teens
1 girl danced for the first time ( after been told it was not satanic)
And 1 lad, drank alcohol for the first time, after asking what was in it, and being told, apples, he gave it a go, he declared ' That's the best apple juice, I've ever had'

Maths keep being mentioned
And the Greeks
Have you heard of Vedic maths
Did you know the number zero, was an Indian invention
And apparently it was banned in Europe because they said it was.......
wait for it,

Satanic



maybe, just maybe
⚡ it's because it was developed from spiritual or religious matters / philosophies , that were not 'Abrahamic' or 'European'

How does god explain the missing pound?

https://youtu.be/SFQ_s87acFg

bill bailey, doorbells, ' the devils interval '

https://youtu.be/ECvwnV62pdc

bill bailey, car rental, not covered by ' acts of god '

They're just knock offs.....lol
I've now got an image in my head of a spiv with a suitcase down the market
' get your religion here, half a pound of cabbages tuppence '
' what religion you got mate '
' allsorts brother, what kind do you want, I've also got some strawberries and some DVDs '
' are they legit '
' what are you trying to do? Give me an heart attack? God himself made them fall of the back of a lorry, of course they're legit '


Well as we've already mentioned the crusades, the conquistadors, and those Solomon temple replicaters Freemasons that seem so prevelant in society
I'm sensing a link
I mean as we've already said, vast swathes of history were destroyed by invaders
Just about everybody in power is a freemason
But that is of course a secret

So all roads lead to Rome ( who built them )
Everything in the records points to a cabal of Jewish people ( who wrote them )

https://youtu.be/H0RMu6d3QDw

pub joke, bill bailey
It relates to the topic, me thinks.
I love bill bailey

I'm a bit unsure about your claim regarding Hebrews
What about Hindus for example
How did that start
I don't know
I'm sure there's quite a few religions like that, that nobody really knows, how they started

Wtf?
Is this a joke?
This sounds like something Borat or a President would say
I did not have sexual relations with that woman
She willfully entrapped me, with her cleavage, after putting brandy in my coffee, which I tasted, but did not drink