heres a true story/I moved into a place that was trashed so I'll try to sum it up




4 50 gallon barrels of dirty dishes
took me about 5 hours to wash them



23 bags of garbage taken out




everything on the floor from sauce,flour,poop and kitty litter to peanut butter,dog **** and clothes


I had to saw stuff off the floor



it took nearly 3 days to clean it..and that was the kitchen alone I just described




the whole house took about 1 month..and the garbage man had to make special trips back to the house to get more trash from me



were talking a total of about 70 bags of pure filth



so I believe its ok to tell someone they have a messy house

I won't

damn

who?

for site moderator



I believe I have the thinking skills to tackle such a challenge,but my education in social and human behavior
won't be enough.So if any of you would like me to added to the squad,post here with your thoughts.


Please keep them true,but dont slam me too hard..I too know how to use an abuse feature.

wonderful, u?

he's right/I apologize...I still love donuts though

I love krispy kremes those things are orgasmic


I mean delightful

yep

oh god,I love donuts

it got deleted..so Im not gonna post anything else of that nature

keep working on that..you're off to a good start..you can make this one rock

thanks and God bless

There he sat
prick in hand
with a pic
of another man
fooled too much
and got away
until the day
god made him gay
so whats now
my squirrel whats up
beneath this tree
I dream of nuts
not the kind
that elephants win
but the ones
that bang on my chin
and so he sat
just whaling and wanking
thinking his monkey
needed a spanking
but it wasn't she
that got him off
its because he tivo'd
david hasslehoff
now men in tights
became his thing
and like a soprano
he would sing
so to all you girls
with a broken heart
whos to say his last banging
didnt end with a fart

nice

thank you

Your spirit was one with mine
every dream was ours to share
I could never leave you behind
like a statue,I'm standing there
Watching over you like an angel
though heaven is so hard to find
In a world so cruel and unusual
you were my paradise
With skin and eyes that would define
just what perfection could be
and a voice that would ease my soul
though contrite and in disbelief
Though by shadow we walk in lonliness
I will never forget your face
how it storms through my mind,so suddenly
and takes me back to relive the day
When eyes would fall dead upon each other
and two hearts would then combine
for a man who has lost everything in his life
I knew one day you would be mine
Still the constant fear of losing you
made you the hardest battle in my time
though words would flow like an endless rain
the convictions were in those silent nights
where nothing mattered but our exsistence
and in the arms of love we would sleep
the comfort of your body so close to mine
would somehow take on every dream
And how you would complete me without trying
my life never felt so fulfilled
the world could go on destroying itself
and I'd only be at your will
to lay down and sacrifice any thought or voice
that would flow from the mouth of me
and to blind my eyes to a future without you
my angel,my silent retreat
but as the clouds move and the skies would vanish
so too an angel would disappear
and as I gaze upon the ever changing forms of heaven
I wonder if you can hear
I've dreamt that you were looking down upon me
and felt the tears begin to fall
because it reminds me of a time life was perfect
and you were my all
I ask you with all faith and strength,always remember us
think of me in the way your heart would never
let you forget that you were loved
because every thought of you that plays in my mind
leaves nothing to come undone
I hope to someday stand beside you,my angel
in compassion,unity and love

I'll be back quicker than you can say poop



I just have a couple bills to pay,so I'm gonna cancel the net for a while until i get caught up


Terry (IAM4U) has my cell,if you want it in the future,just ask him..he has my permission to give it to you



Terry,thank you for being my secretary,hold my calls please.

Woody Guthrie

Thank you,you too


keep asking those bizarre and mind bending questions