A young man goes to a whorehouse to expierence his first taste of sex.

The madam suggests that he start with 69. He decides to give it a try.

The prostitute leads him to a room, gets undressed, and instructs the
young man on what to do.
Unfortunately, just as he starts she farts.

The man quietly says to himself, "phew", but he goes down on her again.

A moment later she farts again. He says "phew", but continues.

Once more she farts. This time he immediately gets up and starts walking
out. She asks him what's wrong, and he replies "I don't think I can take
another 66 of those!"

Man goes to the bar and says "bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka."
The bartender says "Ok, but pal you are gonna hurt yourself with that."
The man says "Just pour them."

The man takes the first shot and the bartender says "Hey, you want to
talk about it"? The man says "No!" and drinks the next 2 shots.

The bartender says "Come on and tell me about it I've got a good ear,
that's why a lot of people come here for, to tell their troubles."

The man by then has finished the 7 shots and says "Ok, today was my
first blowjob." The bartender says "Hey great, have another on the
house."

The man says "No, if 7 doesn't get the taste out, nothing will!"

good one

come on tell the truth

lol,,yall to damn funny

hey I said Naked,,lol

Im Naked,,and im driving,,oh hold on,,im dreaming,,lol,,

I see some got the joke,,damn you telling me there only 2 brains that
like this one,,lol,,lmao

Me from planet Nut Nut,,me tell joke joke, you like ok,,you dont like go
to planet earth and get your nut off,,lol

There as clean as I can get,,lmao,,,,

A businessman traveled to Japan to meet and play golf with a few
Japanese business associates. Having nothing to do the night before his
game, he decided to solicit the services of a prostitute.

Later, when they were in the throes of passion, she suddenly screamed
out "Kawasaki!" Not knowing the translation, he figured it meant he was
performing exceptionally well, and so he kept going.

Again she screamed, "Kawasaki! Kawasaki!" And again, he smiled proudly
at this congratulation and continued.

Finally, she shrieked "KAWASAKI!" a third time, jumped out of bed and
ran from the room. "Must have been too good for her!" he thought to
himself, and went to sleep contented with himself.

The next day, while in the middle of his round of golf, one of his
Japanese associates hit a perfect 6-iron off the tee right into the cup
for a hole-in-one! Remembering his new word and wanting to impress his
associates with his linguistic proficiency, the man yelled out
Kawasaki!"

Perplexed, the Japanese golfer turned to him and asked, "What do you
mean, wrong hole?"

good stuff dude,,lol,,it clean,,hmm now your going to make me think of
one now,,damn you,,oh hold on you said clean,,well let me try,,lol,,

Yo mama so ghetto, she washes paper plates.
Yo mama so ghetto, her idea of a fortune cookie is a tortilla with a
food stamp in it.

Tell Yo mama to wear a bra, she looks like she's got 4 arms.

Girl only if you knew,,lol,,lmao,,but dont think to hard,,and for your
jokes,,damn it seems like your up there in the laugh level like
me,,lol,,Love To All Here

Yo mama so stank, the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant.
Yo mama so stank, even dogs won't sniff her crotch.

damn I like that one,,good sshhiitt.....

Hey im not gay,,and im for sure im real,,lol,,well at least to
touch..lol..I do have a good heart........

well damn,,he must be small as hell,,lol,,if it was for the
money,,,,keep them coming girl,,lol,,,,

that was a damn good one dude,,but in all im glad im not married to make
that mistake