Topic: LOOOKK,,,NOW,,,,,and I mean Please | |
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Hey everyone,,I want to start anothere Joke Area,,Called ((LETS BUST
YOUR MOMMA)),,,yes im talking about your mamma jokes,,I think we all here are adults,,and we can take a joke or two,,hell we fight over whos smarter,,now lets laugh over our mamma'z..I think in all,,let get some VOTES,,and see if we can start one,,and if so watch out ,,im bad now,,at jokes,,and yall know this MAAAAANNNNNNN........lol...so lets get voting,,and see if we can..... 1.Thomas 2.Thomas-----so far thats two votes,,,,lol,,love to all here |
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I DON'T HAVE A MOMMA..
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BUT IF I DID YOU COULD BUST HER...OH YEA SHE ALREADY GOT BUSTED SOMETIME
AGO. |
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Damn dude come on,,dont do that to me,,ok then you No vote,,if I had
none or not,,I still tell jokes,,and I love mine with heart ,,and I hope you love yours as well dude,,im sorry if something came wrong to say what I like to see here ,,but in all im not trying to be the bad guy,,but mamma jokes are funny ****tttttttt to think about,,love to all here and all mothers out there in the world,,but we need to crack on with more jokes,,,,,please |
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Hey, I am a momma, but what the heck, I love your jokes, go for it.
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see people like you dude make me sick to tell jokes,,damn,,cant take one
from you,,but damn if I cant give them,,lol,,good stuff LAZY,,lmao,,you got me,,lol |
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Thanks Marie,,give up the love girl,,we need all we can get,,I want this
sight to be the best one to come to ever,,lol,,and if im here with yall telling jokes,,then hell we got this ,,,lmao |
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YOU KNOW MY MOMMA IS SOOO HEAVY THAT WHEN SHE GETS UP OFF OF THE COUCH..
THAT COUCH SAYS THANK YOU. |
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I have read all your jokes you have posted and printed off many and
shared and they are great, that is why I posted that. I really do love your jokes, and know others on here do too. Am looking forward to reading some. Go for it guy. |
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there's already a momma thread here somewhere
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Ok, at the risk of being totally incorrect politically. Here we go::::
Mommy Mommy, I'm tired of going in circles. Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor. No exactly a Yo Momma joke, but still funny......Hey if we can't take jokes, then we shouldn't be in this forum......commmmmooooonnnnn! |
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So what. We can start another. Dust off the topic and lets hear some
jokes! Yo Momma's so old she squirts powdered milk out her tits. |
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no I want a yo mamma community,,just for its self,,,nothing else,,I want
to see for a fact on how many mamma jokes we can get in there,,,,lmao,,lol,,,,,Like your mamma so fat how fat is she,,she so fat we crawed up on here back and order burgers from wendys,,I fell down her butt crack,,they thought I was gown,but I held onto her (G)strap,,,your mamma got a glass eye with a fish in it,,**** like that,,but you mite have a hard time with my funny funnyz,,lmao |
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a yo momma thread or community? there is a yo momma thread in the joke
section here yeah really there is |
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Well I tried........maybe later. Who cares if there is another topic of
yo momma's. |
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Yo momma so fat she influences the tides.
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14Yo momma so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle,
they put it around her neck |
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Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach. Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left. Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh. Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection |
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creationsfire suck an egg lol
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YO MOMMA BUTT IS SOOO BIG WHEN SHE WALKS BACKWARDS IT GOES BEEP BEEP
BEEP |
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