dont wrry ...no more blonde jokes from this guy ...

lol

thanx pple.......

well ....i dunno...i have retiared from the army ..and leading ' a simple life' now

One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off." Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don't know whom to fire."

The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave said, "Barbara, I've got a problem. You see, I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?" Barbara replied, "You'd better jack off. I've got a headache."

A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!". The cat says, "I don't think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter." The penis outraged, says "At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!"

This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...

He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.

"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?

"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.

He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."

Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"

She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"

i wont b posting any more blonde jokes here....

havnt u seen my official notice .....

thank u one ...thank u all .....

There are four kinds of sex :

HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "**** YOU"

COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer **** you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.

One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.

"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..."

Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.

"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies

"F*ck me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"

hello people ...i am back ......

but hey ...i am not discussing blondes anymore ....so u blondes can breathe easy ....

this time my survey would be :

WHO HAS MORE FUN IN LIFE ....THE MAN OR THE WOMAN....?????
(in all aspects of life....lol)

feel free 2 share ur thoughts

regards maxhart and kayak69

hope Enya recovers soon ...

god bless her....

all our best wishes....

an official announcement :
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i hereby declare that i will not post any more blonde jokes ....

this is a permanent thing....i wud not post any jokes regarding blondes ....as a result of a request from someone very close to me .......and my heart....

but i wud want to see this thread blossom ....
i wud request u guys 2 continue the good job ....and try various other topics in this thread other than blonde jokes
if u lack ideas ....mail 2 kayak69 ..he willl be glad 2 help
hope u all enjoy urslf .....

love and regards

Max

A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal." "That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I only can sell the car." "Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turn the counter in your car back to 50,000 miles. Then it should not be a problem to sell your car." The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you sell your car?" "No," replied the blonde, "why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it."

i am back ....where r ya blondes????

i am back to rage the war against the blondes ......lol......

where b my cutlass.......

jokin ....lol

where r ya guys ?????

the blondes are afraid and have accepted defeat ....

but too dumb 2 smoke th epeace pipe with us ....lol

ha ha ha ha ha ha

if i did ....then i wud hav been ur armys general ....right ....noy the other way around.....

ive nuthin against blondes....but they do the silliest things sometimes.....lol

well ...its jet black ...but i colr it sometimes...lol

not yet ....but i wont mind that hair style ....

looks kinna kinky

lol