helloooo all u blondes out there ....

the samurai challenges .....

whos up2 it

u asked for it ...u gotit .....



A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over.

The policeman walks up to the blonde and says "Excuse m'am, could I please see your driving license and registration."

The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

one bullet ...one bullet ...by davy jones locker ....

thats an insult ...i want a duel ....where r my gloves ...

lol
ha ha ha ha

a trifle ....but enough to shake u up real good




A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test."

"Oh, No!" she said but Saint Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy.
"Who was God's son?" said Saint Peter.
The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said "Andy!"
"That's interesting... What made you say that?" said Saint Peter
Then She started to sing "Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me..."

i was thinkin of callin it a day and resume the battle 2moro .....

but those r fighting words crickstergo

u want more gunpowder ????

heres another cannon blast at ya .....

There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups The doctor asked the first woman "in what position was the baby conceived ?"

"He was on top ", she replied.
"You will have a boy !" the doctor exclaimed.

The second woman was asked the same question.
"I was on top ", was the reply.
"you will have a baby girl. " said the doctor.

With this, the third women, a blonde, burst into tears.
"What's the matter ?" asked the doc.
"Am I going to have puppies ?".....


get it ???

a peace traty with blondes ...nivver


nivver ....do ye hear .....

i rather go down in ma jolly rodger that touch that ink dripping feather ....

lmao

arother round of reinforcement from colonel enya

WHY DID THE DEPESSED BLONDE BUY HAIRCOLR?
SHE THOUGHT THE DYE WOULD KILL HER!

thank u one ...thank u all

now thats the kinna war i like


wot do u say ???

so who do u think are the ayatola of rocka and rolla ...

u said it ...US

HOW ABOUT THIS ONE ..............

There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked together at an office.
Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too.
The boss left and so did they. The Brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning. The Red Head went home to get in a quick work out before her dinner date. The Blonde went home and walked into the bedroom. She opens the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left.
The next day, the Brunette and the Red Head are talking about going home early again. They ask the Blonde if she wants to leave early again.
"No," she says, "yesterday I nearly got caught!"

i owe this one to colonel ENYA

THREE PRISONERS ESCAPED
1 WAS A BRUNETTE
1 WAS A RED HEAD
1 WAS A BLONDE
THERE WERE 3 EMPTY COTTON SACS LEFT IN THE FIELD
EACH HIDE IN 1
THE COPS CAME AND KICKED BAG 1.THE BRUNETTE SAID"MEOW"
THE COPS THOUGHT IT WAS JUST CATS
IHEN THEY KICKED BAG 2."ARF,ARF"
THE COPS THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A PUPPY
AT LAST BAG 3."I'M COTTON" THE BLONDE SAID
AND,THEY ALL GOT BUSTED!

Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No. Those are deer tracks." They keep arguing, and arguing, and one half hour later they were both killed by a train.

well i dont see anything ....other than blondes in the horizon running away

i hear alot of things ......but i dont see nuthin ....

ha ha ha ha ha

wot about this blonde ?????

A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT".
After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around an drove home.
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES".
By the time she drove eight miles, shehad cleaned 43 restrooms.

do we see a white flag of truce or shud we pummel them ?????

wot say u general ??

all we hear is criticism ...but we dont YET see no retaliation ...lol

how about this one ?????????

A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."

a small teaser :
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Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".