hello .... i was tryin not to make fun of blondes .... but thats the way the scenario works ....right ...
no offence pple ....
come ...where is the funny bone ....btw ...
the joke u r laughin on ....i think that was posted by me on the survey thread
lol

come to the thread ,,,,willa plzzz....
lol

and u ll get the rest of the jokes there

how about this one ?????



Wed 12/05/07 09:37 PM
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.

When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.

After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,

"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"

She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,

"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"

The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.

The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."

The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.

Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.



LMAO

good for u mike ..... care to share some ???

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.

When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.

After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,

"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"

She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,

"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"

The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.

The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."

The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.

Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.

"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"

damn .....dude ....where do u get ur ammo frm ....
enough to ground a couple of dozens of blondes ...

no offence blondes ....jus wanting u blondes to join in the fun .....come on now ....u can do better .....cant u ????

where is the blonde retaliation ?????

i dont see any blonde posting here .......

r ye all scared ....lol

j/k

well the brunettes are in the non blonde team .....with us .....the blondes want a real fight over it ....so the more ...the merrier

hello all bloggers and forum members ....

we are trying to start a new thread 2 share all the most funniest blonde jokes ever ....for our own collections.....

the thread will be " a honest survey ...plzz participate ....
have a look and jon in ....share a thought ...
and the cream of the joke is that the blondes are joining in 2 ...lol

ha ha ha ha ........killer dude 'that was a killer

A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump.

Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said,

"I can't take this, you're my friend."

But the blonde insisted saying,

"No. A bet's a bet."

Then the redhead said

"Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money."

The blonde replied

"Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"

hey pple .... i think that the blondes hav accepted defeat ....

we are challenging all blondes ...lol
come on and give us hell if u can ....

lol....come on guys ... a lil laugh never hurt no one

ciao there ..

A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump.

Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said,

"I can't take this, you're my friend."

But the blonde insisted saying,

"No. A bet's a bet."

Then the redhead said

"Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money."

The blonde replied

"Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"

if ya guys want real good blonde jokes ....check out the thread " an honest survey ...plzz participate"

a cat fight btwn the blonde and the non blondes


non violent ofcourse ....but who knows ....
the last time i heard the blondes were bringing down the heavy artillary

third wave on attack from the non-blondes :

A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.

Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.

She showed him the instructions on the tin,

"For best results, put on two coats".

if u want more ...check the forum " a general survey ...
its a duel between us and the blondes ...lol

the thread will be " a survey ...plzz participate

come to the thread ...if u feel up 2 it ....lol
ha ha ha

nice 2 hav u abroad ....mail me kayak