One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off." Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don't know whom to fire."

The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave said, "Barbara, I've got a problem. You see, I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?" Barbara replied, "You'd better jack off. I've got a headache."

lollllll...that's great

Good one.

keep 'em coming, these are great

dont give him 2 much ammunition.....he likes to unleash it!!! Right, Max???????

thanx pple.......

well ....i dunno...i have retiared from the army ..and leading ' a simple life' now

Hey Max I'll help in a few,

oooops, okay, i'll remember that for next time.

pleeeze do!!! He likes to unleash on the blond jokes, 4 sure!!!
Need friends to help defend the "Blond Regime"!!!!!

dont wrry ...no more blonde jokes from this guy ...

lol

You know how to kill a Blonde?







Put a scratch and sniff on the bottom of a swimming pool!!!

BAD YAN!!!!!

i didnt say that ......



pple are catching up pretty quick....they dont need me anymore...

my job is done ..

lmfao