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Sun 12/02/07 08:48 PM
Q:What's five miles long and has a collective IQ of forty?





A: A blonde parade!

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Sun 12/02/07 08:47 PM
blondes ????????????????

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Sun 12/02/07 08:44 PM
wow ....i am gettin an identity crisis here ...lol

or are we all clones ......

he he he

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Sun 12/02/07 08:42 PM
A blonde tried to blow up her husband's car,

but burned her lips on the tailpipe.


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Sun 12/02/07 08:39 PM
Q:What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

A:They are both empty from the neck up!


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Sun 12/02/07 08:37 PM
btw .....

speaking of flying mammals .....

if reiddeers can fly .....then im sure becon can fly 2 ....

they jus need the proper motivation ...

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Sun 12/02/07 08:34 PM
hello pple ....waz up ...

hey misty ... hey ..u know wot i think i am semi invisible ....

pple are lookin thru me ...

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Sun 12/02/07 08:27 PM
Q:What do you call a blonde with half a brain?





A: Gifted!

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Sun 12/02/07 08:22 PM
Q: What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes?

A:A mental block!

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Sun 12/02/07 08:12 PM
ha ha ha ha

rich ....top notch


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Sun 12/02/07 08:10 PM
HOW ??????????

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Sun 12/02/07 08:09 PM
Q:What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?

A:You always hear about them but never see any!


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Sun 12/02/07 08:06 PM
super ......

dude ...ur a born genius ...

that was a good one

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Sun 12/02/07 08:04 PM
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Sun 12/02/07 07:59 PM
Q:How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

A:Shine a torch in her ear!

GET IT ??????????

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Sun 12/02/07 07:58 PM
this is more fun brother

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Sun 12/02/07 07:56 PM
Q:How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

A:Tell her a joke on a Monday

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Sun 12/02/07 07:50 PM
Q:Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton?

A:It said "concentrate" on it!


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Sun 12/02/07 07:47 PM
Q:Why did the blonde burn her ear?

A: The phone rang while she was ironing!

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Sun 12/02/07 07:45 PM
Q:What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

A:Run - she is still holding the grenade!

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