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the 3rd wave
============ Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head? A: All you can eat under a buck. Q: What's a brunette's mating call? A: Has that blonde gone yet? A2: When is that blonde biotch going to leave!? A3: "All the blondes have gone home!" Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob? A: Because everybody gets a turn. thats gotta leave a mark there |
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yes my man .....thats the weapon we are talkin about .....ouch that hurt dint it blondes ?????????
ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch |
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HERE COMES THE PAIN .....
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once. Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno! damn thats wicked |
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casualty report sir :
10 blondes down ,no prisoners taken ......a formation of of blondes in the northern woods sir ..shud we send company 3 there ???? |
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the second wave begins :
======================== Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence. bring down the heavy artillary .... Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables! and the lmgs.... Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A: She'd just dyed her hair. thats gotta leave a mark for sure |
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waiting for retaliation .....man all posts corporel ....
take no blonde prisoners ...lol a fight to the end |
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first volley :
What did the blond say when she opened up a box of Cherios? Oh look, little donut seeds. second volley : Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone. third barrage : Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths." Blond: Yeth. And I'm not even thickteen yet ouch thats gotta hurt |
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SO IT BEGINS .........EHH BROTHERS
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u said it iRON......
lets see whos got the stronger metal ..... us or them .....lol again no offence |
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not us ......but like me ..others ...since ..i dont know ....
the start of time perhaps no offence pple ....trying to make the holiday season a bit more livelier |
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A couple to three a day would be nice .  
jus a couple to 3 a day .....thaz chickenfeed |
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hello r1chard ......
thats the fun .....slow and easy dude |
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i have a question to all forum members and bloggers
> shud we unleash our full arsenal of blonde jokes all opinions will be valued ..... regards Maxhart and kayak69 |
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Topic:
DUMB BLONDE.......(contd 12)
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I HEAR YA BRO ........
thats wot keepin me fm opening up my full arsenal |
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Topic:
DUMB BLONDE.......(contd 13)
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Q:Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer?
A:She fell in the sink! |
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Topic:
DUMB BLONDE.......(contd 12)
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Q:Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
A: It finally dawned on her! |
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Topic:
A BLONDE JOKE (3)
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jesus .....
where do u get all these ideas ....???
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Topic:
DUMB BLONDE.......(contd 11)
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Q:Want to know how to amuse a blonde for hours?
A:Write 'please turn over' on both sides of the paper and hand it 2 the blonde !!!!!!
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Topic:
yippee, its snowing
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hey purple .....hows the snow ???
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Topic:
look
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yeah .....where is johnny btw
dont c him these days |
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