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Wed 12/28/11 12:55 AM
as a tall very sensitive guy my fav. pickup line is "im bigger than you, you're coming home with me tonight.

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Mon 11/14/11 01:45 AM
well true love is well... something special.

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Sun 10/23/11 02:28 AM
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All if the darkness and all of the shadows in the world cannot extinguish the light of a single candle. when I am around you this is the way my heart feels. To see the glimmer in your angelic eyes I feel butterflies, like a man gazing upon a miracle. When I hear you speak it is delivered with unfathomable thought, yet sounds like a melody to my ears. When I touch your skin it is softer than priceless silk. Crazy thoughts run through my mind about how God has put such a perfect being in my presence. My life, my state of being, seems to gleam when I am around you like a kindling flame that has been exposed to oxygen. When I kiss you, hear you, touch you, look into you, make love to you, it feels as if I am one with you... the universe; all of the stars lining up perfectly just for me. You are so majestic in the way you move; I love to stand behind you when you don't know I am looking and watch the elegance of your walk. I am amazed at how, when you are around, time seems to stand still when hours pass before I can blink. The way I feel for you is beyond logic beyond reason but, that is what love is. Being able to laugh and play like best of friends, to love with eternal passion, to cry with extreme grief, to never hold a grudge. For me it is different and unique, it is the little things about you that make me feel like the only man on earth. I love you more than you will ever comprehend, and I kinda like it that way, so a suprise can always be right around the corner.
Michael

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Sun 10/16/11 01:09 AM
for me I just want an intelligent woman that enjoys sports, she bshould give a **** bout leaving the seat down... I was raised by girls...Sci-Fi- if u like me, you WILL LIKE IT! if not you will meet my friends and i hope you love/meet one of them <3

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Sun 10/16/11 01:04 AM
RATE ME, I like you 70% of the time. WHO ARE U!!!!

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Sun 10/16/11 12:48 AM
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Sun 10/16/11 12:41 AM
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I am a Chef and the one thing I miss from my parents home is the bbq brisket that my mother made it still makes my mouth water! I just know i will remember that taste forever even when i was so young I don't remember... what about you...

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Sun 10/16/11 12:36 AM
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Sun 10/16/11 12:20 AM
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Sun 10/16/11 12:18 AM
WHOLLY SCHITTE!

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Sun 10/16/11 12:15 AM
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Sun 10/09/11 01:08 AM
naw I just cook, im anorexic and bolemeic. just kiddin AHHHAHAHAHAHAH

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Sun 10/09/11 12:45 AM
Hey, well, someone made my profile/I.D. a bit different, regardless I just love three things in my life... my pup, women, and my fam....not necc. in that order...

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Sun 10/09/11 12:35 AM
Yeah you should actually meet a beautiful girl, then get to know her.... Oh after that get to know yerself.

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Sun 10/09/11 12:26 AM
Well, I am a Pisces, thus my goal in life is to/am making a girl feel like a princess. Regardless, there are lots of dudes out there that have many of the same things that I do, BUT I am obsessed with the culinary industry. Therefore, I hope she likes food =))

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Sun 10/09/11 12:12 AM
SO i have two jobs live in an appt. i pay 970 a month and wish i could spend it on someone else. i pay for hapiness with technology. and my dream is just to kick wit the love of my life, if yer not that manipulate me... ill prolly fall for it.

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Mon 07/25/11 01:10 AM
level-headed, reliable, forgiving, patient, discipliened, tasteful, strong, sensitive, trustworthy, supportive, self-confident, strong willed, sociable, protector, caring, loyal, loving. that is what a true man should be.

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Mon 07/25/11 01:07 AM

I could give you my secret recipe for honey chipotle BBQ sauce but i would have to kill everyone besides u and I... oh wait i mean...

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Mon 07/25/11 01:05 AM
I can't stand the same recipes/ways to make food I have to experience day after day, it becomes so tedious day after day... i hope u get the point(day after day). give me something that i have never seen, something that your mom, dad, grandma, grandpa taught you!! I want to learn from the best, the person that gave sustenance fifty, eighty years ago.pitchfork

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Sun 07/17/11 10:37 PM
Dang, I hate recipes. Go with what you like, get a spice taste just a tiny finger tip. if ya like it put a bit more than the other... Here ya go TRY cumin, coriander, CHILI POWDER( give it twice as much as the others), pepper, and make salt 5%ish of your food... a big pinch for a pound. toss your seasonings in with some small cut pork or beef(or both my fav) turn it on high with a few tablespoons 4-5 of oil corn/veg/canola and keep it moving every couple mins. put into a tortilla with cilantro, sour cream, cheese, salsa whatever you like DO IT! you may create a phenomenon. OH and if its too confusing hit me up Ill help walk you through everything.

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