I think the rate in the US is closer to 2% for questionable paternity.

Who cheats more? Sometimes it's a woman and sometimes it's a man!
It does not mean much...unless perhaps if it involves Brawndo!



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But scientists who’ve studied what they call “misidentified paternity” say the actual proportion of faux fathers is much lower than the new survey would seem to indicate.

The population-based rate is probably closer to between 1 percent and 4 percent in western countries, with U.S. rates hovering between 2 percent and 4 percent, twice as high as Europe, said Michael Gilding, a professor of sociology at the Swinburne Institute for Social Research in Melbourne, Australia. He has spent years researching the issue.

“It is higher in the U.S. because there are more exnuptial births, less informal cohabitation and more divorce,” he wrote in an e-mail to msnbc.com.

(In other words, the U.S. has more babies born outside marriage and more couples living together.)

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Love can happen once, twice or any number of times - but it is best
if it doesn't happen with multiple people at the same time although
that happens too!

-Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,

'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'

The price of freedom is eternal vigilance....

Because now everyone is wondering....

"Does Mark Sanchez have really pretty feet?"

Ohhhh so Sexy!!







NEW YORK (CBSNewYork) — Have you dropped some hard-earned cash on a Mark Sanchez jersey? Not sure what to do with it now?

Hey, at least you’re not Jets coach Rex Ryan.

He has one tattooed on his arm — if it’s the real deal.

The New York Daily News published a front-page photo on Friday of Ryan sunbathing while on vacation in the Bahamas. On his right arm: a tattoo of a woman, resembling his wife Michelle, wearing a green jersey with Sanchez’s No. 6 — and nothing else.

And wait — is she Tebowing?

“Ryan cursed out a News reporter who approached the controversial coach,” the paper reported.

Just days after the horrific shootings at Sandy Hook Elementary in Connecticut, a 19-year-old man opened fire at a San Antonio movie theater complex late Sunday night, wounding one person before getting shot by a police officer. Both the shooter and the victim survived.

Jesus Manuel Garcia lashed out Sunday evening after his girlfriend ended their relationship, according to the San Antonio Express-News. An employee at a nearby China Garden restaurant, Garcia texted his ex with a note saying he was going to the eatery to “shoot somebody."

“We thought we were going to die,” recalled moviegoer Tara Grace, who said she locked herself in a restroom stall to avoid the chaos.

By the time the woman read the message and called the restaurant around 9:25 p.m., Jesus was at the China Garden firing his Glock 23 at the front entrance. After chasing customers and staff out a rear exit, the shooter followed an employee through the parking lot towards the Santikos Mayan Palace theater, firing bullets into the air.

After taking out a the window of a San Antonio patrol car, Garcia shot the restaurant employee in the back as the two reached the movie theater lobby. An off-duty police officer working security at the Mayan Palace eventually cornered Garcia in a restroom, shooting him several times until she could take his gun.

http://houston.culturemap.com/newsdetail/12-17-12-texas-movie-theater-shooting-creates-chaos-and-fear-but-quick-thinking-security-guard-steps-in/

Ooo Ooo Ooo Oooo YEAH!!

http://youtu.be/fGXSRISBu3Y

Welcome!

It was Mr. Plum, with rope in the Conservatory...

Nero - Doomsday

http://youtu.be/1QqY-8mohxo

sure.

it is easy to change the orientation of a lesbian...

have her lie down with her head pointing geographic north.
nudge her gently until her head is pointing more like northwest.

there you go.
change again when you get tired of northwest or as needed.

all of us normal members will have what seems to be unremarkable
conversation but while we are talking you can imagine that you are
getting the best oral sex of your life.

imagine it graphically and pretend you are a fallen hollywood star
caught in a video booth without any toilet paper.

ok?

Hey uk nice to see you around!

It's official we are going over the cliff (for a day) and the Bush Tax Cuts have been (mostly) extended...



http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-250_162-57561465/its-official-deal-reached-on-fiscal-cliff/

Louis Prima - Jump, Jive and Wail

http://youtu.be/VmT7jwEKiXo

Insist on a refund!



Hope you are feeling better soon.

Lately, I have been a rebel. Been eating oatmeal!!

At least the "Optimists" will finally have to turn "Pessimist"
in 2013.

Pessimists finally WIN!! Happy New Year!!